The point is that, even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it!...

Nick Beam: The point is that, even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it! T. Paul: Enlighten me. Nick Beam: A mask. Wear a mask. You see, the police have this thing called "a lineup", and if anybody recognizes you, YOU GO TO JAIL! Or how's this for a novel idea? Case the place first. Find out if there's a security camera, or a hidden alarm. Then again, why even rob a convenience store? How much money could you possibly get? Two, three hundred dollars? You're set for two days, wow! T. Paul: What do you know, lanky? Nick Beam: I know you go for the big score. One robbery, you're set. T. Paul: News flash, big slim: people with big money, they protect it! Nick Beam: So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group, where I work. My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault. At night there's only two guards, and a personal security system. And in this case, I even happen to know the code! But even if I didn't, I... [stops and stares] T. Paul: What? I got a booger in my nose? Nick Beam: [imitating Phillip] "Diversify! You can't trust banks, Nick. The whole economy could crumble at any second." That bastard's so heavily leveraged it would wipe him out. T. Paul: What, am I hearing you right? Mr. High-and-Mighty's gonna rob his boss? You hear that, gila monsters? Old Nick Beam here's gonna rob his boss! I say, do you hear that, gila monsters? You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man.