Gil, I've spoken with Ted and Dan, and we have decided to make Phil Richards a partner....

David Brodsky: Gil, I've spoken with Ted and Dan, and we have decided to make Phil Richards a partner. Gil: [Really ticked off] Holy shit. David Brodsky: I know you're upset. Gil: Upset? Haven't you seen the deals I've been putting together? I've been killing myself. I mean, aren't you dazzled? David Brodsky: You still don't get it, do you? Phil has just brought in 3 brand-new multimillion-dollar clients. He has spent the last month wining and dining these guys, getting them laid. He doesn't tell me about problems with his kids. I'm not even sure if he has kids. If this man's dick fell off, he would still show up and come to work. He's an animal. That's what dazzles, not the work. You can't do what he does. You hate that shit. Now, Phil Richards... Gil: I quit! David Brodsky: Oh Gil. Gil: Forget it. Phil brought you some big clients. You're happy. David Brodsky: Oh, Gil. Gil: I'm just gonna call my clients, give them the news, then I'm out of here. Friday is my last day. Don't make me a party. David Brodsky: Gil! Gil: Da-a-ave.