I scheme and plan for MONTHS and it gets screwed up because YOU can't control the...
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Rand:
I scheme and plan for MONTHS and it gets screwed up because YOU can't control the students! NEVER send a woman to do a man's job!
President Garcia-Thompson:
You cocky, pointy-nosed little Reaganite! If you hadn't provoked them, we wouldn't BE in this mess!
Rand:
Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to TALL BITCH! What is your fault? THIS IS!
[turns on Droz]
Rand:
Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters...
Droz:
Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?
Rand:
The BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!
[Rand realizes that Droz had a microphone close by and that the sign lady has been signing everything he said]
Droz:
[to the students]
Rand McPherson, everybody. And don't forget the 9:30 show is completely different than the 7:30 show. Enjoy the veal!
[the students then go after Rand]
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I scheme and plan for months
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and it all gets screwed up
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because you can't control the students
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Never send a woman to do a man's job
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You cocky pointy nosed little Reaganite
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If you hadn't provoked them
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we wouldn't be in this mess
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Excuse me Reality check here
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Earth to tall bitch
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What is your fault This is
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Hey poor boy go and have your parties
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with all your new friends
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I can see it now Andrews
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you and all the knee jerk bleeding heart liberals
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sipping tea and playing patty cake
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and those useless hippie potheads
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those commie pinko leftists
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the bunny huggers the pillow biters
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Which ones are the pillow biters
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The butt pirates
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And those beastly man haters
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Tell those chicks to shave their pits
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and call me
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The Goddamn whiny cry baby minorities
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you can keep 'em all
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Rand McPherson everybody
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Just remember the 9 30 show
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is completely different from the 7 30 show
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Enjoy the veal
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 180
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 28s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A high school senior visits college for the weekend, and stays at the wildest house on campus.
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