How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb? I don't know, Glen. One? Nope, it takes...
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Glen:
How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.:
I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen:
Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen:
Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.:
I don't know, Glen.
Glen:
'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen:
Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.:
No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen:
Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.:
Why's that?
Glen:
'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.:
I'm already home, Glen.
Transcript
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How many Polacks it take to screw up a light bulb
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I don't know One
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Nope it takes three
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Wait a minute No I told it wrong
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Here I'm starting again
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How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb
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I don't know Glen
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'Cause they're so darn stupid
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Shit man listen up Don't you get it
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No Glen I sure don't
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 539
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 56s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: When a childless couple of an ex-con and an ex-cop decide to help themselves to one of another family's quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated.
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