I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire. 'ello Rabbi!...
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Rabbi Tuckman:
I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.
Merry Men:
'ello Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman:
Hello boys!
Robin Hood:
A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.
Rabbi Tuckman:
A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
Scarlet:
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman:
It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
Little John:
I'll take one!
Ahchoo:
Hey, put me down for two!
Robin Hood:
I'm game. How's it done?
Rabbi Tuckman:
It's a snap.
[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]
Rabbi Tuckman:
I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...
[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]
Rabbi Tuckman:
I nip the tip! Whose first?
Merry Men:
[groan]
Little John:
I changed me mind!
Ahchoo:
I forgot, I already got one.
Blinkin:
[puts his hand in the air]
Question...
[Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]
Rabbi Tuckman:
I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
Transcript
And who are you, sir?
I am Rabbi Tuckman,
purveyor of sacramental wine...
and mohel extraordinaire.
- Hello, Rabbi.
- Hello, boys.
Mohel. Don't believe I've ever
heard of that profession.
Mohel? He's a very important guy.
He makes circumcisions.
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Oh, it's the latest rage. The
ladies love it. I want one!
I'll take two. Put me down too.
I'm getting one.
I'm game. How's it done? It's a snap.
I take my little machine.
I take your little thing, see?
I put it into this little hole here,
and... nip the tip!
Ow!
- Who's first?
- I changed me mind.
I forgot, man. I already got one.
Christian.
I gotta work with a much younger crowd.
Rabbi, you seem to be
on the side of good.
Will you join us and share
with us some of your wisdom,
some of your counsel, and, uh, perhaps...
some of your wine?
Wisdom and counsel, that's easy.
But this is sacramental wine.
It's only used to bless things.
Wait a minute!
There's things here- there's
trees, there's rocks,
there's birds, there's squirrels.
Come on! We'll bless them all
until we get farshnoshket!
Clip duration: 89 seconds
Views: 1206
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, musical
Summary: A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.
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00:16 And who might you be
00:13 Over that boy hand
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00:25 I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin
00:11 He dared to kill a King's deer
01:06 They was runnin' the show
00:19 What back from the Crusades
00:14 YOU'LL pay for this
00:48 You seem to be on the side of good
00:40 You are not married yet
00:36 I'm ready for that kiss now
00:37 If you promise not to kill Robin
00:06 No ding ding vithout a vedding ring
00:17 I now pronounce you man and
00:17 A toll is a toll
00:07 What part of Georgia you from
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00:33 For it is written on a scroll