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I am Rabbi Tuckman
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I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire. 'ello Rabbi!...

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Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire. Merry Men: 'ello Rabbi! Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys! Robin Hood: A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession. Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision? Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it! Little John: I'll take one! Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two! Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done? Rabbi Tuckman: It's a snap. [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first? Merry Men: [groan] Little John: I changed me mind! Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one. Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question... [Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him] Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.


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And who are you, sir? I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine... and mohel extraordinaire. - Hello, Rabbi. - Hello, boys. Mohel. Don't believe I've ever heard of that profession. Mohel? He's a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision? Oh, it's the latest rage. The ladies love it. I want one! I'll take two. Put me down too. I'm getting one. I'm game. How's it done? It's a snap. I take my little machine. I take your little thing, see? I put it into this little hole here, and... nip the tip! Ow! - Who's first? - I changed me mind. I forgot, man. I already got one. Christian. I gotta work with a much younger crowd. Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you join us and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your counsel, and, uh, perhaps... some of your wine? Wisdom and counsel, that's easy. But this is sacramental wine. It's only used to bless things. Wait a minute! There's things here- there's trees, there's rocks, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on! We'll bless them all until we get farshnoshket!

Clip duration: 89 seconds
Views: 1206
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, musical
Summary: A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.


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