I'm royally fucked. Welcome to Afghanistan.
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Richie Lanz:
I'm royally fucked.
Hotel Clerk:
Welcome to Afghanistan.
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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.087
Good luck sir I'm royally fucked
00:00:05.872 --> 00:00:09.306
We can make each other happy Welcome to Afghanistan
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 149
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 35s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, music, war
Summary: A down-on-his-luck music manager discovers a teenage girl with an extraordinary voice while on a music tour in Afghanistan and takes her to Kabul to compete on the popular television show, Afghan Star.
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00:17 I'm in a rented double wide
00:10 Six months ago we were Herbalife salesmen
00:21 So you gave them your guns
00:11 What's your name Richie Lanz
00:29 Yeah we sell bullets to the good guys
00:11 Kenny Loggins You're still playing
00:59 In my country we often say thank you with a song
00:16 A Pashtun woman From this village
00:07 You smell like pussy
00:26 Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
00:22 Boys it's your lucky day
00:31 All right when you're done
00:05 When it comes to men I'm usually two steps ahead
00:20 One thousand American Now
00:52 Now I've been happy lately
00:24 So you wanna say something
00:21 I got an idea
00:12 This is nuts
00:27 The first thing I do when I arrive
00:30 Can you sing