DEADPOOL 1
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Fin:
I wonder what Deadpool movie we're on? | I wonder what Deadpool movie we're on
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a silver shark with the word shark on it
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Weasel: And last but not least... Peter.
Deadpool: Any power you wanna tell us about?
Peter: I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool: No superpowers at all?
Peter: Uh, I have both...
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a man in a deadpool costume sits in front of a sign that says'b '.
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Deadpool:
Say fuck for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go, 1-2-3. Fu... fu...
Colossus:
Fuck.
Deadpool:
Wow. Enjoy hell, smut mouth. | Say fuck for me Just on...
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Cable:
[referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell]
He even runs like a fucking pervert.
Wade Wilson:
yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. | He even runs like a fucking ...
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a man in a suit with the number 2 on it
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Deadpool:
A hush fall over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot. His form looks good.
[kicks Francis in the head]
Deadpool:
Oh! And that's why ...
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a truck that has a green sign above it
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Deadpool: We're definitely naming our kid Cher! | We're definitely naming our kid Cher Un seul On le fait ensemble C'est rien À la une à la deux Kaži jebati za mene Samo jednom Hajde Reći ćemo zajedno...
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Wade Wilson:
[Blind Al appears in the doorway holding an AUG A1 rifle]
Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're down range!
Blind Al:
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but th...
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a man in a deadpool costume with the word deadpool on his chest.
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Dom! I'm listening now. | Dom! I'm listening now.
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a man with a gun is holding a gun in front of a car.
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All agents report in.
All agents report in now. | All agents report in.
All agents report in now.
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a man in a green shirt is looking at a person in a green shirt.
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Logan: If you know where we are, start talking.
Johnny Storm: You're in the Void. Think of it as purgatory. Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard. Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilat...
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Agent Thompson:
Sir! Step away from the window!
President Harris:
[looks down]
What? Did I forget to put my pants on again? | Back away from that window What Did I forget to put my pants on again
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a little boy is watching a tv that has the time on it.
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- You'll get 'em next time, pal.- Yeah. And look,you can always go back to superhero-ing. I mean, I know I'd liketo see you back in the suit. I don't keep it in my lockerso that I can wear it. I keep...
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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right.Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still...
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Pa Angel:
[introducing his third son, a hideously disfigured man with cybernetic body parts]
And this here is Mean. We had to make some alterations when he was a child. Well, the Cursed Earth's a toug...
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a man in a hat is holding up a man's hand.
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[blowing] [man whimpering] No, no, no! [screaming] | [blowing] [man whimpering] No, no, no! [screaming]
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a man in a red and blue outfit is looking out at a house.
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Cassian Andor:
You met K-2?
Jyn Erso:
Charming.
Cassian Andor:
He tends to say whatever comes into his circuits. It's a byproduct of the reprogram. | You met K 2 Charming He tends to say whatever co...
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a person is standing next to a red object.
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Auntie Entity:
[the Blaster has reduced Bartertown's power supply]
For God's sake, what now?
The Master:
Who run Bartertown?
Auntie Entity:
Dammit, I told you, no more embargos.
The Master:
More, B...
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a man sits in a dark room and looks at the camera.
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Dopinder:Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?Deadpool:Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days...
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Nick Fury:
Space invasion, big car chase... truth be told, I was ready to hang it up. 'Till I met you today. | Had a space invasion big car chase Got to watch an alien autopsy Typical nine to five So ...
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a man standing behind a bar with a sign that says " meas " on it.
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Nick:
What's the first thing you do when you step onto a plane? Maybe you have a sip of that fine champagne? You do fly in first class, right?
Cliff:
I put away my shit like everyone else.
Nick:
Wel...
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a close up of a person's hand on a black bag.
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[Luv is directing a drone strike]
Luv:
[speaking without emotion]
Fire again. Fire again. Fire. Two hundred feet to the east. Fire. Go north.
[camera pans, revealing she is having her nails done whi...
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a black and white photo of a pond with a tree in the background.
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1754 Boswell.
I'm in the annex. There's a cupboard
to the right of the fridge. - His food's in there.
- Okay. Careful, okay? He's kind of a jerk sometimes. That's okay.
I'm used to those. | 1754 Boswe...
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a close up of a woman's face with the word blood on it.
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A great way to find water
these canyons is looking for ... ... portions of vegetation because water
keeps plants alive And that's really a good example of
living on the edge. A small bush like that is...
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a man walks through the desert with a mask on his face.
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Stinger:
[to Maverick after the last dogfight]
How's it feel to be on the front page of every newspaper in the English-speaking world, even though the other side denies the incident? Congratulations. ...
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two men are standing in a room with a sign that says " no trespassing " on it.
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All right, I gotta get to work. Dude, that was Derek Hale. You remember, right? He's only like a few years older than us. Remember what? His family. They all burned to death in a fire, like, ten years...
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two men are standing in the woods, one of which is wearing a t - shirt with the letter g on it.
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Hooper:
For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by *white* artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled t...
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a man is standing in front of a poster that says chronic.
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FELICITY: UH, GUYS, JUST FYI:
A LOT OF THINGS IN THAT LAB DON'T REACT NICELY TO GUNFIRE. SO ONE STRAY BULLET,
AND THE WHOLE PLACE GOES BOOM. FBI. STOP RIGHT THERE. AGENT WATSON, I SEE YOU'RE REUNITED
...
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a man in a suit that says " fbi " on it
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[from leaked test footage]
Deadpool:
Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom! | driveby Found out who our fri...
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a man is sitting on a couch in a room full of junk.
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George Washington:
Ding dong, its America motherfucker.
Benedict Arnold:
Georgie. Well, color me surprised.
George Washington:
Oh I'll color you fucking dead Ben!
Benedict Arnold:
Bravo. Did you pr...
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a man is pulling a door with a sign that says'don't drink'on it.
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A boob tube? Really? This is your grand plan
to subdue me? [Forsythe] Well, you can fight this
all you want, 722. But the simple fact is you're no longer
who you once were. You're the property
of the ...
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three men are standing in a room with an old tv.
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Rick Mattox:
Tin Man! Tin Man. Tin Man. Oh, there it is. You look like crap. What's the matter? Can't shoot? Huh? What were you thinking? This isn't a drill. You're a robot. I'm a red asset. Wrote tha...
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two soldiers are walking in a room with a number 5 on the side of them.
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Where you been? Uh. Been a weird night. Yeah, tell me about it.
Drink? Yeah. Went to a puppet show. Hmm. - Matty.
- Yeah. Where's Johnson? Around, probably.
What's going on? Burt wants to talk. You to...
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a man wearing a jacket with the number 3 on it
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[Betty sighs] [sighs] Thank God
for Bret's morning workouts-- Jug, do not mention him
right now, okay, and ruin this moment. I just love getting you
all wound up. [Betty sighs] -Why are you smiling?
-...
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a pillow that is brown in color and has the number 1 on it.
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I understand you've recently beendiagnosed with terminal cancer. | I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer Stalker alert It's my job Recruitment I'm sorry you've had such a...
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[GRUNTING] OLIVER TOLD ME WHAT WAS
BURIED ON THIS ISLAND. WHEN I GOT HERE, I FOUND THE 4 GRAVES
THAT HE HAD MENTIONED, BUT THEN... THEN I FOUND THIS ONE SO, LOOK,
I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS
ON MY OWN IF ...
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a black and white photo of a fish with the number 1 on it.
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All right then.
Now that you've slept, you should be able
to think straight. (GASPS) Who were the humans
in those pods? Why the hell
are you here? I'm asking the questions. Orion will never allow
you ...
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a man is standing in front of a dark background with the words " no. 1 " on it.
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- Awesome fight, sir.
- Thanks, thanks. Great fight. - You guys put on a good show.
- Thanks. We'd like to invite you
to fight on our card, Virgin America Spectrum Detroit,
Friday night. Right. That's...
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a man with a tattoo on his arm stands next to a man with a tattoo on his arm.
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Jack Crow:
What the fuck do you want from me, Valek?
Valek:
Oh, you hate me so, don't ya? But you made me, Crusader. You hate what you made. You fear it because it is superior to you.
[grabs Jack's ...
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a man with blood on his face is covered in blood.
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Tony Stark:
How did they find you?
Vision:
I was accessing the mainframe. All of Europe has now been subjugated by the machine forces since my last report. Drones are gathering along the Pacific Rim ...
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a cartoon of a man with a green arm that has the word alien on it.
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Zogi, the High Priest:
Do you - Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe - take this Earthling, Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?
The Emperor Ming:
Of the hour, yes.
Zogi, the High Priest...
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a man in a red costume talks to a woman.
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Will Munson:
He's a friend of mine.
Jackson:
A friend with a big mouth.
Logan:
I hear that a lot.
Jackson:
Then you probably hear this, too.
[cocks his gun]
Logan:
More than I'd like.
Jackson:
T...
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two men stand in a field with one wearing a hat and the other wearing a cowboy hat.
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Behind you. You're welcome. Get those soldiers out of here! We can take it from here. Too dangerous for you. When we crush
the Guardians of the Globe and kill the president, no one will be left
to sto...
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a man with a mustache is looking at a robot.
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Aw, Jesus.
If you're that nervous, maybe robbery's not your thing.
What do you think? Come on fuckface. The Duke...
Oh fuck. He, he said to come to you. He said you could help me. He, he said to trust...
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a blue car.
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Lt. Col. Tyrus Cassius "TC" McQueen:
The dim glow falling upon the dried blood of Union brothers in the Manassas eve still guides our path. Constellations, hidden by fierce Pacific storms in the Bataa...
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a man with a gun in his hand and the word war on it.
