DEADPOOL
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Deadpool , Deadpool, and Rob.
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Deadpool :
[waving his broken wrists]
All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!
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a man in a deadpool costume is in a scene from the movie deadpool.
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[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses] Deadpool :
Bad Deadpool!
[Shoots another bad guy in the head]
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a deadpool character is holding a gun in his hand.
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Shit. Motherfucker! 10! Shit! Nine. Fuck. Eight. Shit-fuck! Bad Deadpool . Seven.
Good Deadpool.
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Ah! I'm touching myself tonight. Francis! Francis... What the shit-biscuit! Where you at,
Francis? | Ah! I'm touching myself tonight. Francis! Francis... What the shit-biscuit! Where you at,
Francis?
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a deadpool mask has the word deadpool on it.
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Deadpool :
[Cutting off his arm and spraying blood in Colussus' face]
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret!
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a deadpool character in a scene from deadpool.
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Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
[pointing behind Deadpool ]
Hey, Douche-Pool!
Deadpool:
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a man in a red hoodie points to a deadpool.
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Deadpool : All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex!
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a man in a deadpool costume is in a scene from the movie deadpool.
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Deadpool :
And you are?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
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a man in a deadpool costume is looking at another man in a suit.
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[ Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]
Deadpool:
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a man in a deadpool costume stands in front of a framed picture.
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ERA UMA VEZ UM DEADPOOL
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[repeated line] Deadpool :
Maximum effort.
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deadpool standing on a railing in front of a cloudy sky.
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Domino:
"Domino." Deadpool :
What's your shtick?
Domino:
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Wade Wilson:
Captain Deadpool ... No, just...
Weasel, Wade Wilson:
Just Deadpool.
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Bandhu? Leave a message
and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this
the old fashioned way... with two swords
and maximum effort. Cue the music. | Bandhu? Leave a message
and have a happy day....
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a deadpool character is standing next to a man with his hand on his head.
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Captain Deadpool . No, just... - Just Deadpool, yeah.- Just Deadpool. To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool.That sounds like a fucking franchise.
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[Ajax, atop a downed helicarrier, sees Deadpool , Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead arriving at junkyard]
Ajax:
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a group of people stand in a parking lot with a sign that says deadpool on it.
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Wolverine:
[Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool /Weapon XI]
Wade, is that you?
[Wade does not respond]
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[from leaked test footage] Deadpool :
There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor!
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a deadpool mask sits in the back of a car.
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(gentle music) It was Pennywise and Deadp Deadpool
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Deadpool :
I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.
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a deadpool character is wearing a red and black outfit.
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Four... Gotcha. Right up main street. Three, two! Stupid! Worth it. | Four... Gotcha. Right up main street. Three, two! Stupid! Worth it.
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deadpool laying on the ground with a sword in his hand.
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This is, um, Ryan Reynolds-- Well, Deadpool in this.
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Just don't let them Deadpool up your shit.
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Deadpool : Fuck it. Superhero landing comin' up.
[jumps out of building and lands on knees]
Deadpool: Ooh! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. That is *so* not practical.
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a man in a deadpool outfit stands in a dark room.
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Deadpool : [excitedly] Oh, my God. HE'S GONNA SAY IT!
Logan: [confused] Say what?
Deadpool: AVENGERS ASSEM...
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Deadpool :
There are no words. Me and you are headed to fix this butterface.
Ajax:
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So we tried to make him
a dark mirror for Deadpool .
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Deadpool : So just to refresh, you are Wonder...
Elektra: Elektra.
Deadpool: Elektra? Yes, Who could forget?
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Wait, you…You guys know Peter? You kidding me? Every De Deadpool as a Peter. Shit. Peter's a goddamn legendin every Deadpool's world. Peter-san.
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Deadpool :
41 confirmed kills. Now it's 80. About to be 90.
Recruiter:
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a man in a red deadpool mask looks at the camera.
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Deadpool :
[upon learning Ajax took Vanessa]
I'm gonna need all the guns.
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Deadpool was just as fast,
as diamond-sharp, even its opening titles.
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Deadpool :
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls.
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a man in a deadpool costume stands in front of a wall.
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[ Deadpool rolls on top of Wolverine]
Deadpool: What'cha thinking about?
Wolverine: Get the fuck off me.
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Deadpool : You smell something?
Wolverine: Yeah, you. A whole bunch of you!
[the Deadpool Corps appear]
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Deadpool :
Rules were meant to be broken!
Colossus:
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a deadpool character with two guns in his hands.
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Fine. Fists. Oh, sounds like
your last Saturday night. | Fine. Fists. Oh, sounds like
your last Saturday night.
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a man in a deadpool costume walks in front of a wall that says deadpool.
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Weasel: And last but not least... Peter. Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?
Peter: I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool: No superpowers at all?
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a man in a deadpool costume sits in front of a sign that says'b '.
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-[exclaims]
-[Mike chuckles] [Kanye] They didn't know
they was dealing with Deadpool though.
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J” just call me angel... j” a head in the ass of dead deadpool
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The last thing I
remember is Deadpool, raising a cro Deadpool r his head.
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- Deadpool !
-Whoa! [grunts] I said you weren't allowed
to be in this special!
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Dopinder:
You're my Tom Cruise! Deadpool :
And you're my Kristen Dunst!
[to himself]
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Deadpool : Are you there God? It's me, Margaret!
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a deadpool character in a scene from deadpool.
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But Madcap ended up, sort of, having
an interesting power set for Deadpool .
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Deadpool : [after being reunited with Dogpool] My girl! We don't have to be apart ever, ever again. Never, ever...
Nicepool: [running towards them] Sorry!
Deadpool: Fuck!
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-[exclaiming, screams] I wanna stay!
-[groans] [ Deadpool ] Please let me
be in the special!
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Deadpool :
Fuck
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Deadpool :
[to Cable]
Hands off that kid, John Conner!
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a deadpool is riding a motorcycle in a scene from the film deadpool.
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Peter: Deadpools! Stand down. This Deadpool 's with me.
Deadpool: Oh, no.
Ladypool: Holy shit.
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Remember when I let you watch Deadpool 2,
and you promised you wouldn't tell Mom?
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[Scheer] Gerry, when you wrote Deadpool , you often brought back
these older Marvel characters.
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[exclaims] Deadpool doesn't like
to be tiny. [shrieks] -Oh, come on. [groaning, grunting]
-Quit fighting!
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Colossus:
We can't allow this, Deadpool . Please, come quietly.
Deadpool:
You big chrome cock-gobbler!
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[first lines] Deadpool :
Kinda lonesome back here.
[wedges himself through the Plexiglas opening between the back seat and the front]
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DECLAN SWANS: [singing]
Invested so much as a penny Bring on the Deadpool and Rob McElhenney
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For example, "Dirty
Harry", "Atomic Blonde", "Tomb Raider", "Taxi Driver", " Deadpool " one, two and probably
three.
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J” before you leave me
baby... j” dead deadpool ds on
to the knickers of a villain.
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Deadpool :
Showtime Mama!
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Elliot Chipman: Holy shit. That's Deadpool .
Kevin Chipman: And that's Wolverine.
Deadpool: You're damn straight it is. Fox killed him. Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.
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Deadpool :
[as Angel Dust walk towards them]
Finish fucking her the fuck up.
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a deadpool movie is shown with a man wearing a deadpool costume.
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Motherfucker! 10! Shit! Nine. Fuck. Eight. Shit-fuck! | Motherfucker 10 Shit Nine Fuck Eight Shit fuck सत य न श 10 ब ड गर क न धत आठ म ट ट पल द 9 Carajo 8 Mierda carajo Deadpool malo 7 Deadpool bueno...
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Fred Savage:
Gotta prefer Marvel movies. Deadpool :
We are Marvel.
Fred Savage:
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a man in a deadpool costume is looking at a man in a suit.
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Solo: A Star Wars Movie, Deadpool 2, Ocean's Eight, Jurassic World: Fallen
Kingdom or The Incredibles 2?
