FAMILY GUY FUNNY

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That's funny, because Guy said, "They'll all think I'm a failure cake." And I was like,
"Really? 'Cause they're you're family." And he was all like,
"No, they're all frea..." Who... wants green eggs and ham?

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Excuse me.
What's beyond these fields here? More fields. What's past those fields,
funny guy ? Well, there's a strip mall.
That's the closest thing. Bryan. I asked for a list of all
the victim's emergency contacts. A male, James Vandeberg, is the only one whose family

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Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn! Hey, does anyone have
a weed whacker? We got a comedian on the line.
What's your name, funny guy ? - I'm Zane.
- You're Zane. Why don't you
step out of my line, Zane? - Ql

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Peter Griffin:
Ah, yeah. It's the guy from "Big". Tom Hanks Everything he says is a Riot.
Tom Hanks:
I have AIDS.

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What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill:
It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy .
[laughs]

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" and that was probably
the only thing somebody could have said that would have at that
point made me say yes, I said oh, Doom 2, and I said, "Wait, I think I can do this," and I remember hearing the guy on the phone going "Oh now he wants
to do it," [laughs] which was funny, so anyway, I managed to
squeeze it in there, but it was that excitement again when it's something

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Don Lino:
Hey, Luca... Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy . I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Shark Slayer?

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Stewie Griffin:
Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh

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a man and a woman stand in front of a red door with the word family on it.

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Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn! Hey, does anyone have a weed whacker? We got a comedian on the line.What's your name, funny guy ? - I'm Zane.- You're Zane. Why don't you step out of my line, Zane? - Okay.- Okay. You need to understand one thing,Zane. We're a family here. A team. And we support each other. - You're out.- Come o

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ly a very funny story.Perrito:Back when I was a pup, me and my litter mates lived with a family. A family full of pranksters who liked to play hide-and-seek, and I was always "it". Pick on the little guy , am I right?Perrito:They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster. No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them. So one day, they get creative and they put me in a sock with a rock in i

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h, try to write. Mysteries Ha! That's funny! I never should have tell you! No... that's good!, that's good stuff, we're bonding. Hey, ah - where do you get your ideas? Well, ah, cases. Like this one. Guy steals millionsof dollars, makes it look like he's dead, has his girlfriend buy the old family home. Hm. Isn't that plagiarism? I...I don't think so.

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Well done.
Natalie Keener:
Sometimes it feels like, no matter how much success I have, it's not gonna matter until I find the right guy . I could have made it work, he really fit the bill, you know. White collar, 6'1, college grad, loves dogs, likes funny movies, brown hair, kind eyes, works in finance but is outdoorsy. I always imagi

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At least he didn't suffer. It's worse for the family,but it's better for the person. Well, he was a fucking great guy ,Patrick, I'll tell you that. That's for sure. You know, I rememberthis one time he... He took us all out in theboat, like in sixth grade. Yeah, I remember that. And he made us wearlife preservers. An

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Sonny:
First of all, I respect you, Lorenzo, you're a stand-up guy and we're from the same neighbourhood, but don't ever talk to me like that again. I tell yor kid to go to school, to go to college...
Lorenzo:
You don't understand: it's not what you say, it's what

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a man is standing in front of a table with a sign on it that says'i love you'on it

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Get your stuff. Let's go. Mr. Wise- Guy here's taken it upon himself to go to the gymnasium. I'm sorry to inform you, you're going to be without his services for the rest of the day. B-O-O-H-O-O. Everything's a big joke, huh, Bender? The f

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e a great love story. Disclaimer, this is about to get romantic as F. So, anyone adverse to gratuitous feelings kindly click over to the BuzzFeed quiz or resume the porn you paused to read this. This guy that I love once wrote that he felt like he was stuck on a Ferris wheel. On top of the world one minute, rock bottom the next. That's how I feel now. I couldn't ask for more amazing friends, more und

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a young man with his eyes closed and his eyes closed.

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Talk Show Hostess:
Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meet our guests, you might want to adjust your standards.
Talk Show Guest #1:
I divorced my wi...

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a black and white poster that says " extremely tall guy ".