FAMILY GUY

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Always liked " Family Guy ." Yeah.

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Beyond reproach means
monogamous, straight family guy .

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Talky, loud chewer,
weird haircut, Family guy ... not the show...

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- This looks like
Stewie from " Family Guy ." That's terrible, but, yeah.

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You know, my dad's like a
real, down-to-earth family guy .

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[audience laughs] Yeah. People don't know this,
Ted Bundy was a family guy .

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It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those
good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who
positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a family guy

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It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those
good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do all the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a family guy

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It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those
good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who
positively can do all the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a family guy

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"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those
good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely? "Lucky there's a family guy "Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us "Laugh and cry "He's a family guy

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"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those
good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely? "Lucky there's a family guy "Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us "Laugh and cry "He's a family guy

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It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those
good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us Laugh and cry He's a family guy

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(SINGING) It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those
good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there 's a family guy Lucky there 's a man who
positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry He 's a family guy

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At Joey: "Damn right I love my mother." And then we say: "I can tell
you're a real family guy too." Hashtag, paesan.

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- That's so crazy.
- I watched 12 hours of Family Guy .
He gets a hand job from some fashion chick named
Harley something or other.

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La team Aeon vous présente: F Family Guy Saison 7 Episode 5:
The Man with Two Brians (V.O) Ont participé à l'épisode: Arthuruss,
Weasel Busters et babybello

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Family Guy "Petergeist"

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Well, that was fun, but it didn't fill
the whole episode. So, in the Pixar tradition
of killing time, here's a Family Guy short. And don't worry,
it won't be that creepy one where the Chinese mother
eats her baby.

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Family Guy :
"Patriot Games"

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Ah, the privacy of all glass around me. Finally, I can pick my nose. | Ah, the privacy of all glass around me. Finally, I can pick my nose.

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a cartoon of a man driving a car with the words family guy on it.

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You're watching Bob's Burgers. -You're going lip bald!
-Catch all-new episodes Sundays. And check out
our other Fox programs, The Simpsons, Family Guy and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Help me
with that pigeon head. I can't see anything. Only on Fox. ♪ ♪

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Family guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"

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Family Guy - episode 513
"Sibling rivalry"

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I'm a family guy , man.
I wanted to be home with my family. One of the saddest moments of my life,
walking through the door with my backpack, and my daughter, Moriah, I think

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the government onboard with acupuncture,
with Mutulu Shakur. [Glo] Afeni and Mutulu
became a couple. I liked Mutulu. A family guy ,
loved the children. They had a daughter, Sekyiwa. I have fond memories of Mutulu.

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It seems todaythat all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are thosegood old-fashioned values On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy!

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¶ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ¶ ¶ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ¶ ¶ On which we used to rely? ¶ ¶ Lucky there's a family gu family guy Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ¶ ¶ All the things that make us ¶ ¶ Laugh and cry ¶ ¶ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ¶

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that all you see ¶ ¶ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ¶ ¶ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ¶ ¶ On which we used to rely? ¶ ¶ Lucky there's a family gu family guy y there's a man
who positively can do ¶ ¶ All the things that make us ¶ ¶ Laugh and cry ¶ ¶ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ¶

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Ryan: I know what
Lily is doing. She's completing a family. It was obvious in the twins' moves, but here's the thing. Joe... he's not
a family guy . Do you know what he did to the last woman that he truly loved? He had her killed. He abandoned his followers
to be picked off one by one. Ryan, she's not gonna cooperate.

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fat man doing in our bed? Ugh, damn it,
I always wake up before I find out if they can
understand the baby. ♪ Fa Family Guy 1x17 ♪
Bigfat
Original Air Date on April 14, 2013 == sync, corrected by elderman ==

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♪ Fa Family Guy 1x21 ♪
Road to Vegas
Original Air Date on May 19, 2013 == sync, corrected by elderman ==

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It seems today ♪ That all you see ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ family guy here's a man who
positively can do ♪ All the things that make us ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ¶ ¶ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ¶ ¶ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ¶ ¶ On which we used to rely? ¶ ¶ Lucky there's a family gu family guy y there's a man
who positively can do ¶ ¶ All the things that make us ¶ ¶ Laugh and cry ¶ ¶ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ¶

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man who
positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man
who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man who
positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy. ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man
who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man who
positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old‐fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Lucky family guy man who
positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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Feels like Cliffhanger, huh? Huh, Chris? Okay! - Mom!
- Oh, my God! | Feels like Cliffhanger, huh? Huh, Chris? Okay! - Mom!
- Oh, my God!

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a cartoon of a man in a swing with the words family guy on it.

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man who
positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man
who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in
movies and sex on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ Luc family guy a man
who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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Good morning, class. Please open your books to Act 2, Scene 2. DAVE:Kick in my bedroom door,and you'd probably find me watching TV or talking to my friend Todd on Skype... - Are you watching Family Guy ?- Nope. Me, either. Check out nippleslip. Com.It's good.

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[upon finding out the local bar has been turned into a British pub]

Peter Griffin:
Holy crap. It's a gay bar. | Holy crap It's a gay bar

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a man in a wheelchair is standing in front of a sign that says " family guy ".

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Guys, keep swallowing water. We'll drink our way
out of this. | Guys, keep swallowing water. We'll drink our way
out of this.

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a drawing of a man swimming in a body of water with the caption " family guy ".

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death sentence in these times, so let's just, you know,
let's... let's get these rocks out
of here. (show theme resumes) ♪ Fa Family Guy 0x12 ♪
Livin' on a Prayer
Original Air Date on January 29, 2012 == sync, corrected by elderman ==

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All right, Chris,
we got to stop Quagmire from meeting
Captain Sullenberger. Only thing is, since 9/11,
you can't run in airports, so we got to fat-guy
hustle-walk our way there. | All right, Chris,
w...

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a man and a woman stand in front of a sign that says'family guy'on it.

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- Bobby.
- Good morning. Oh, Bobby, I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamt I saw
the strangest episode of Family Guy , and there was a giant chicken
and Stewie was an octopus. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. It's all right. Everything's going to be OK. What's Family Guy?

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- Oh. Oh, yeah. Cool tie-in with the
other story, though. I'm trying to get more involved
in the writing this season. In fact, I think Family Guy should be more of a dramedy. - What's a dramedy?
- Well, for one thing, the scenes don't have to end with jokes.

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Peter Griffin:
[on Bill Cosby]
I was so busy not seeing color that I didn't see all the raping. | Huh I was so busy not seeing color I didn't see the raping either

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a group of people are gathered in a living room with a tv show called family guy.

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Honey, I'm taking the compact;
save a little on gas. | Honey, I'm taking the compact;
save a little on gas.

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a man in a green suit stands in front of a red car with the words " family guy " on the side.

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Marty Gable:
Those guys in the park? Word is they were vice cops, looking for Chechen dealers or some family guy getting a blow job in the bushes. They weren't there for Marble. They just got lucky. Chances are they would have questioned you, and let you go. But you can bet your ass they're looking for him now.

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Hey. Hey, Addy. Addy, look.
Addy, I'm Tojo. Addy. Addy, look.
I'm... Look. I'm Tojo. I am from Japan. Sweet! | Hey. Hey, Addy. Addy, look.
Addy, I'm Tojo. Addy. Addy, look.
I'm... Look. I'm Tojo. I am...

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a man is wearing a belt that says'family guy'on it

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Aw... Oh God! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Look, just go to sleep all right? | Aw... Oh God! Sorry, sorry, sorry. Look, just go to sleep all right?

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a cartoon of a man and a woman in bed with the caption " family guy ".

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All right, Chris, as long as I'm going, do you need anything? Well, if you're going on a Desenex run, I wouldn't say no. Do you need Desenex? Only if you're going on a run. | All right, Chris, as long...

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a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a house with a sign that says " family guy ".

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Rachel:
He's not much to look at, but it's so hard to find a family man these days.
Jennifer:
Tell me about it. All of the sensitive ones get eaten. | He's not much to look at but it's so hard to fin...

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two llamas are standing in front of a pink background.

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- (groans) - Just
give up already. You're finished. (dramatic music playing) | - (groans) - Just
give up already. You're finished. (dramatic music playing)

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a cartoon of a man with glasses and a shirt that says'family guy'on it

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Overwhelmingly white ♪ ♪ I went to church on Sundays
In a suit and a tie ♪ ♪ Then spent my free time
Watching Family Guy ♪ ♪ I Family Guy ing comedy
When I was just a sheltered kid ♪ ♪ I wrote offensive shit
And I said it ♪ ♪ Father, please forgive me

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All right, guys,
the next flight to El Paso leaves
in 40 minutes. But Briggs is ahead of us. Won't he already be there? No, he'd never risk
going through an airport. Too many cops,
too many cameras, t...

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a cartoon of three men in a car with the words family guy on the top.

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All right,
you guys get gas. I got to talk to this
random mechanic's horny wife about some business. Wilson? Gonna need
to fill 'er up! Wilson's wife? Fill 'er up?
Get it? | All right,
you guys get ga...

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a man in a yellow car with a man in a suit and a man in a suit with a hat that says " family guy ".

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Hey, everybody, let's watch this tape. Okay, now there's the midget
just sitting there. Now watch the left side
of the screen. I'm in a bad mood and I'm gonna
take it out on you. Oh my God, well, he's...

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a man with a gun is standing in front of a house that says " family guy ".

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romote you. Get you more fights. Yeah, okay, sure. Maybe you want to bringyour father up with you. Um, my dad can'ttake time off work. Okay, well, bringyour mom then. Just your mom. Jim's a... He's a family guy .You understand me?

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- Aah!
- Oh, my God. Sorry, Lois. Peter, what is our infant son
doing up on the roof? There's a raccoon up here. Yikes. Looks like I need a distraction. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Conway Twitty. | - Aa...

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a group of people are standing in a living room, one of them is wearing a shirt that says family guy.

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h?So, as I was saying, ladies... - Hi, Manny.- What's the matter with you? Excuse me, ladies. You just keepmarinating and I'll be right back. Sexy. He's not much to look at,but it's so hard to find a family guy . Tell me about it.All the sensitive ones get eaten. No, no, no, Manny.Please, I'm begging you. I need him. What? A good-lookin' guy like you? - You say that, but you don't mean it.- No, seriously. Lo

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Honey, you awake? Morning, sweetie. Who the hell are you?!
What are you doing in my bed?! Peter, it's me. Molly? Your wife? Molly Ringwald? You're my wife?! We've been married for 20 years.
What's wro...

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a man is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket that says'family guy'on it.

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[Peter has taken some politicians to a strip joint, where one of them has accidentally killed one of the strippers]

Peter Griffin:
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down ...

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a cartoon of a man in a blue suit with the words " family guy " on the front.

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{\an8}Ah, boy, do I love
the Fall Festival. {\an8}Especially how
everywhere you turn {\an8}is the smell of pumpkin spice. {\an8}Pumpkin spice. {\an8}Sounds like a reject
from a female British pop band...

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And this is our final stop
on the tour. What's this room? Oh, this is
an unused meeting room that no one pays attention to. Ah. Well, then, I suppose there's no need
to pay any attention. Okay, there ...

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a man stands on a stage in front of a curtain that says " family guy ".