Kenneth Calloway, right? Is that right? My name is Jeff. Look, I saw your ad in the, uh,...
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[Jeff approaches Kenneth's house. He clearly has not done enough research, and acts like a smiling, bobbing idiot]
Jeff:
Kenneth Calloway, right? Is that right? My name is Jeff.
[He extends a hand to shake, which Kenneth ignores. Jeff is grinning too much]
Jeff:
Look, I saw your ad in the, uh, Classifieds. I want to know if you need a partner.
Kenneth:
What's your mission?
Jeff:
What do you mean, what's my mission?
Kenneth:
What's your reason for going back?
[Jeff has changed from smiling maniacally to frowning]
Jeff:
Oh, well, who wouldn't want to go back? It's an amazing opportunity. To go back in time, you know? See gladiators, and watch dinosaurs with my own eyes. Have sex with a pilgrim? That's all I wanted. I want to go back. It's neat. Who wouldn't want to go back, Kenneth? YOU want to go back. Why do YOU want to go back? Well, do you need a partner?
Kenneth:
Can you look fear and danger in the eye?
Jeff:
That's an odd question.
Kenneth:
Have you ever stared fear and danger in the eye and said YES.
Jeff:
Sure.
Kenneth:
Get off my porch.
Jeff:
Let's start over. Come on, we can be pals. Let's go back in time.
Kenneth:
Man, that smile. What is that smile? You don't know pain, you don't know regret, you don't know...
Jeff:
[agreeing with everything and leaving with his arms raised]
Okay. Well, look, it was really nice to meet you.
Kenneth:
[grimly]
That's what I thought.
Transcript
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Good Kenneth Calloway
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Calloway
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Thanks
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Hit the thing that says I have a new message
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Liz confirmed you on Facebook
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Here No photos that's a drag
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Okay good She still Iives here She Iives in this town
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Who is Liz McHollis
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She was a girl I had a fling with
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when my family used to come here over the summers
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 138
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 32s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Three magazine employees head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified advertisement seeking a companion for time travel.
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00:16 So what'd he say
00:08 What makes you think there's something wrong with him
00:08 So here's what I'm thinking We're budgeted...
00:12 The mission's been updated
00:15 But he wasn't the type of guy who you could easily
00:03 I have no funk I'm totally funkless
00:10 I don't know She was big and Iike
00:05 Are you guys racist It's complicated
00:24 To go it alone or to go with a partner
00:07 Stormtroopers don't know anything about Iasers or time...
00:37 You should try C R Guns in Wilkins
00:08 Close Wait what about this one
00:33 What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face...
00:07 Stay back Don't scare them This is fucking intense
00:07 Yes It's all one Iong school year now
00:08 I really Iike your intensity You're Iike no nonsense
00:22 In high school I felt like that mouse
00:32 Well you're sad I don't know how to describe it
00:11 Can I get a couple interns
00:31 What time would you go back to