So where's Felicia? Fel-ate-cha. Yeah. She's in......
So where's Felicia?
Fe-lay-cha! You banging her?
We're just friends.
Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Yeah, but it was a just-friends kinda thing.
You should bang her. We would.
Dude, we would bang her so hard.
Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
With our dicks!
Yeah, our dicks are huge!
You can see them from space!
What the fuck!
Give me that fucking shoe...
You know what? Fuck you !
l want a divorce.
IAN: A few weeks later,
I was Felicia's date to Tiffany's wedding.
But this time,
it wasn't a just-friends kind of thing.
And Rex did make my life hell for a while.
But that Thanksgiving,
we finally found out
what's been up his ass all these years.
l'm gay! And, so, that's it.
IAN: By Christmas,
my dad got used to the idea.
And Rex is actually
a pretty great guy these days.
Yeah, now he only uses the word faggot
during rough sex.
Karen and l want you to have this,
Oh, my gosh ! That's so awesome.
Wow, l gotta get some fruit.