You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was...
You think I'm too perfect? So you were hoping there was something wrong with me so you could be with me?
Look at the evidence, Molly. I'm unattractive, I'm out of shape, I'm uncoordinated, I've never been to Europe, I'm not a college graduate, I drive a Neon.
I like your Neon.
Oh come on, Molly, look at me. I'm a 5. This is a 5. Hard 5. You can't jump more than two points. It's the Tao of Love. Everybody knows that. Even if you were a 9 and I was in a band. But no, you're a hard 10.
What are you talking about?
Do you even know how hot you are? No, you probably think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go and everybody's happy and nice to each other in shiny happy hot town with you and all your hot friends and ex boyfriends, but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.
Okay, Kirk. You clearly have some major self-esteem issues.
You lied about me to your parents right in front of me!
No I didn't!
"Kirk's in aviation?" That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus is in show business. No, he's just the elephant shit guy. That's me. I'm that guy.
I just knew that I had to come find you.
- I nearly...
- Kirk, shut up. Let me speak.
That's a good idea.
You are out of shape.
- It's true.
- Yeah, I know.
Not what I thought you were gonna say.
You're not a college graduate,
you've never been to Europe,
and your car really is a shitbox.
- That's good.
- You were right.
I did ask you out because I thought
you'd be safe and I wouldn't get hurt.
And, yes, I lied to my parents because
I was worried what they'd think.
But I'm here to tell you that
I don't care if you want to be a pilot,
a TSA agent or shovel
elephant shit at the circus.
Because I missed you.
And I just want us to be together.
- You really having to think about this?
- Shut up, Patty.
- You shut up!
I don't remember what the
specific question was, but...
- I do.
- You do?
- I will.
- You will?
I missed you.
Guys, this is...
It's a tale as old as time, you know?
Song as old as rhyme.
Think she's still not wearin' underwear?
- Just stop it.
- I heard you.
Seriously. tell me where we're going!
- Why won't you tell me?
You won't show me the tickets.
I'm gonna find out.
- Just trust me, OK?
- Oh, you're so annoying!
Ah, thar she blows!
OK, that is not nearly big enough.
What the hell are you doing?
I've been taking a few lessons lately.
- That's what you've been up to?
I should ask you,
did you pack your bags yourself?
- Yes, I did.
- All right, good.
Everything seems to be in order.
You ever been to San Francisco?
- Good, 'cause we're going to Cleveland.
requesting takeoff clearance
on runway two-niner.
you are cleared for takeoff.
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Clip duration: 195 seconds
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship.