You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek? Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't...
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Prince Charming:
You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?
Pinocchio:
Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Prince Charming:
You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio:
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:
So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio:
On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
Prince Charming:
Stop it!
Pinocchio:
...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio:
That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
Transcript
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You can't lie
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So tell me puppet where is Shrek
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Well I don't know where he's not
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You don't know where Shrek is
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It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume
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that I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect
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So you do know where he is
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On the contrary I'm possibly more or less
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not definitely rejecting the idea
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that in no way with any amount of uncertainty
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Stop it
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 632
Timestamp in movie: 00h 37m 23s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, adventure, animation, comedy, family
Summary: The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.
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