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Sister Boniface Mysteries

The investigations of Sister Boniface of St Vincent's Convent - nun, moped rider, wine maker and part-time forensic scientist.

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[crows cawing] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[birds singing]
-[dog barking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[birds singing] -[dog barking]

[light orchestral music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[light orchestral music]

[TV Announcer] Arriving
at Slaughter Abbey - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[TV Announcer] Arriving at Slaughter Abbey

[Radio DJ] Well, Great
Slaughter definitely has a case - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[Radio DJ] Well, Great Slaughter definitely has a case

[door creaking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[door creaking]

-It's amazing! - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[TV Announcer]
Prunella Gladwell, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[TV Announcer] Prunella Gladwell,

[Radio DJ] Four lovely lads
tipped by "Wild Beat" magazine - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[Radio DJ] Four lovely lads tipped by "Wild Beat"...

Roll up,
roll up, coconut shy, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Roll up, roll up, coconut shy,

Every gorgeous girl
has their sights set - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Every gorgeous girl has their sights set

Lovely, but what I
want you to do, Azad - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Lovely, but what I want you to do, Azad

Here they are, The Queenmakers
with their new single, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Here they are, The Queenmakers with their new single,

-[birds singing]
-[tense music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[birds singing] -[tense music]

Or should I say
geburstet, poliert- - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Or should I say geburstet, poliert-

First off were this
year's front runners, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

First off were this year's front runners,

Azad gets very
nervous sometimes, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Azad gets very nervous sometimes,

[glass smashing] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[glass smashing]

Miss Belfast, Clodagh Kilpatrick - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Miss Belfast, Clodagh Kilpatrick

And that's the way and
we're going to be making - Sister Boniface Mysteries

And that's the way and we're going to be making

I'm afraid your
location's been discovered - Sister Boniface Mysteries

I'm afraid your location's been discovered

[Ted chuckles] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[doorbell rings] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[doorbell rings]

Miss Cardiff, Sally Ann Jones, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Miss Cardiff, Sally Ann Jones,

The interview I was planning - Sister Boniface Mysteries

The interview I was planning

They're a rather uncivilised
lot so time is of the essence. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

They're a rather uncivilised lot so time is of the esse...

[Sister speaks in German] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[Sister speaks in German]

Last but not least, Miss
Glasgow, Moira McDonald. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Last but not least, Miss Glasgow, Moira McDonald.

[both chuckle] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[TV Announcer] And now after
years of teaching our ladies - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[TV Announcer] And now after years of teaching our ladies

Now think, Sister, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Now think, Sister,

Roll up, roll up, come
on there, three balls. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Roll up, roll up, come on there, three balls.

This is only her second
contest, begging the question, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

This is only her second contest, begging the question,

That's right, Tony,
he's our creative force, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

That's right, Tony, he's our creative force,

Mid-season hens, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Mid-season hens,

[gentle orchestral music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[gentle orchestral music]

[people chattering] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[people chattering]

There to greet them
was Lesley Canon, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

There to greet them was Lesley Canon,

-[Alan chuckling]
-[camera clicking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[Alan chuckling] -[camera clicking]

[ominous instrumental music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[ominous instrumental music]

So keep your eyes
peeled, ladies, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

So keep your eyes peeled, ladies,

The lineup of the lovelies,
a dozen pretty hopefuls, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

The lineup of the lovelies, a dozen pretty hopefuls,

-Say froid!
-[camera shutter clicks] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-Say froid! -[camera shutter clicks]

Satire. Mocking your
husband and his government - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Satire. Mocking your husband and his government

It looks like they're already
becoming firm friends. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

It looks like they're already becoming firm friends.

-[cheerful melodic music]
-[whisk beating] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[cheerful melodic music] -[whisk beating]

[melodic drumming music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[melodic drumming music]

I said to him, you can
ask me as many times as- - Sister Boniface Mysteries

I said to him, you can ask me as many times as-

[camera shutter clicks] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[camera shutter clicks]

As Mayor of Grosse Kienitz, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

As Mayor of Grosse Kienitz,

[laughing] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

He, well, he lets his
drums do the talking. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

He, well, he lets his drums do the talking.

[contestants laughing] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[contestants laughing]

[camera clicking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[camera clicking]

-Good, please, just...
-[Brutus sprinkling pee] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-Good, please, just... -[Brutus sprinkling pee]

Well, single, childless,
five six to five nine, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Well, single, childless, five six to five nine,

Please, no fuss. [laughs] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Please, no fuss. [laughs]

No one said there
would be pyrotechnics. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

No one said there would be pyrotechnics.

[playfully tense
music continues] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[playfully tense music continues]

You get released from jail - Sister Boniface Mysteries

You get released from jail

The film parts of drying up
and so is her self respect. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

The film parts of drying up and so is her self respect.

Well, I do like a man
who can guess my size. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Well, I do like a man who can guess my size.

Of course, now this one
managed to twist my arm - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Of course, now this one managed to twist my arm

-[grunts] Arthur!
-Sisters. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-[grunts] Arthur! -Sisters.

They have it out of
their system now, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

They have it out of their system now,

All in a good cause, I
assure you, how exciting. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

All in a good cause, I assure you, how exciting.

[car rumbling quietly] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[car rumbling quietly]

By the dimensions, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

By the dimensions,

Um, the sisters wondered
if we could impose on you - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Um, the sisters wondered if we could impose on you

Oh, not quite what
I had in mind, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Oh, not quite what I had in mind,

He's worried about
poor Mary's headache, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

He's worried about poor Mary's headache,

[contestants laughing] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[contestants laughing]

When I was a nipper,
our Dad asked me - Sister Boniface Mysteries

When I was a nipper, our Dad asked me

[playfully tense
music continues] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[playfully tense music continues]

How many corners are there
in a kitten? [laughs] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

How many corners are there in a kitten? [laughs]

Well, put a dozen
goddesses together, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Well, put a dozen goddesses together,

-I'll have you know,
-[camera clicking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-I'll have you know, -[camera clicking]

[suspenseful music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[suspenseful music]

[camera clicking] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[camera clicking]

May I have a few photographs - Sister Boniface Mysteries

May I have a few photographs

[laughing uncontrollably] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[laughing uncontrollably]

[melodic orchestral music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[melodic orchestral music]

Each entrant may
submit one marrow only. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Each entrant may submit one marrow only.

[cheerful melodic music] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

[cheerful melodic music]

It won't be long before
I succumb to temptation, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

It won't be long before I succumb to temptation,

Ah, yeah, well, Reggie's
just giving one of the fans - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Ah, yeah, well, Reggie's just giving one of the fans

Entrants must be in
attendance for the weighing - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Entrants must be in attendance for the weighing

Oh, I might shut
my eyes for a tick. - Sister Boniface Mysteries

Oh, I might shut my eyes for a tick.

Now remember, - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-There can only be one winner.
-[camera shutter clicks] - Sister Boniface Mysteries

-There can only be one winner. -[camera shutter clicks]

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The investigations of Sister Boniface of St Vincent's Convent - nun, moped rider, wine maker and part-time forensic scientist.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Jude Tindall

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Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.0

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Released: 08 Feb 2022

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