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Squinters

The trials and tribulations of car loads of travellers in peak hour morning transit and again on their drive home to find out how the workday turned out.

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Schadenfreude Productions

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Jess rang and she said she's violated
our open marriage agreement - Squinters

Jess rang and she said she's violated our open marriage...

(READS) "How about dinner and a
movie? Gary loves spy thrillers." - Squinters

(READS) "How about dinner and a movie? Gary loves spy t...

The diseases, the emotional
consequences, the hip dysplasia! - Squinters

The diseases, the emotional consequences, the hip dysplasia!

I have actually been hired
as your area supervisor. - Squinters

I have actually been hired as your area supervisor.

But my lawyer reckons
I can sue him for 150 grand. - Squinters

But my lawyer reckons I can sue him for 150 grand.

Someone stole
the $24,000 virgin hair. - Squinters

Someone stole the $24,000 virgin hair.

My lawyer reckons
I can sue him for 150 grand - Squinters

My lawyer reckons I can sue him for 150 grand

Really? Do they have any leads.
Nuh! - Squinters

Really? Do they have any leads. Nuh!

Hey, what about the time
you gave that kid an atomic wedgie - Squinters

Hey, what about the time you gave that kid an atomic wedgie

Have you thought any more
about turning me into a diamond? - Squinters

Have you thought any more about turning me into a diamond?

Because I've found a cheaper option,
if you're too mean to pay for that? - Squinters

Because I've found a cheaper option, if you're too...

It's on recycle...
Recirculate? Is that what they mean? - Squinters

It's on recycle... Recirculate? Is that what they mean?

She said she liked the idea - Squinters

She said she liked the idea

(SIGHS) - Squinters

When the ice melts, eventually, - Squinters

When the ice melts, eventually,

Yeah, well, I thought, - Squinters

Yeah, well, I thought,

It's just, obviously the last five
years have been very hard on you. - Squinters

It's just, obviously the last five years have been very...

One of them made pancakes
on Saturday morning - Squinters

One of them made pancakes on Saturday morning

Wow. What happens, like, you
know...? What if it...if it melts? - Squinters

Wow. What happens, like, you know...? What if it...if it mel...

Cool! What else does it do?
Nothing. - Squinters

Cool! What else does it do? Nothing.

Sold it to a platform for $20,000
and get 30% profits. - Squinters

Sold it to a platform for $20,000 and get 30% profits.

Hundreds of dead people are just
gonna, like, spew forth - - Squinters

Hundreds of dead people are just gonna, like, spew forth -

Nah, I just put the headphones on - Squinters

Nah, I just put the headphones on

No, honestly. You don't look
anything like I remember. - Squinters

No, honestly. You don't look anything like I remember.

So, you were totally fine with these
random dudes having sex with Jess? - Squinters

So, you were totally fine with these random dudes having sex...

And historians will be able to say, - Squinters

And historians will be able to say,

Nah, well, not totally -
it did force me - Squinters

Nah, well, not totally - it did force me

Suddenly you look like
some kind of, - Squinters

Suddenly you look like some kind of,

We can't sleep with mutual friends, - Squinters

We can't sleep with mutual friends,

THE TRIFFIDS: # It's
a wide open road - Squinters

THE TRIFFIDS: # It's a wide open road

Remember when we were teenagers - Squinters

Remember when we were teenagers

If I can squeeze 150K out of the guy
that ran me over, - Squinters

If I can squeeze 150K out of the guy that ran me over,

Nah, I strained my neck again - Squinters

Nah, I strained my neck again

(CHUCKLES) - Squinters

# So, how do you think
it feels, yeah - Squinters

# So, how do you think it feels, yeah

# So how do you think is when - Squinters

# So how do you think is when

And, you know,
it's the gentlemanly thing to do - - Squinters

And, you know, it's the gentlemanly thing to do -

THE TRIFFIDS:
# It's a wide open road - Squinters

THE TRIFFIDS: # It's a wide open road

# It's a wide open road - Squinters

# It's a wide open road

# It's a wide open road - Squinters

# It's a wide open road

SONG: # It's a wide open road - Squinters

SONG: # It's a wide open road

# So, how do you think
it feels, yeah - Squinters

# So, how do you think it feels, yeah

THE TRIFFIDS:
# It's a wide open road - Squinters

THE TRIFFIDS: # It's a wide open road

It's 8am. Let's hope the happy days
are here to stay. - Squinters

It's 8am. Let's hope the happy days are here to st...

# So how do you think it feels - Squinters

# So how do you think it feels

It's now 8am.
Expect delays. Traffic is... - Squinters

It's now 8am. Expect delays. Traffic is...

Need me to put the seat forward
for your tiny little stumpy legs? - Squinters

Need me to put the seat forward for your tiny little stumpy ...

# It's a wide open road - Squinters

# It's a wide open road

# So, how do you think
it feels, yeah - Squinters

# So, how do you think it feels, yeah

I thought it was rubbish
and I had a massive argument - Squinters

I thought it was rubbish and I had a massive argument

# And it's a wide open road - Squinters

# And it's a wide open road

# It's a wide open road - Squinters

# It's a wide open road

Home alone in the middle of the day.
Do you think I live in an '80s porno? - Squinters

Home alone in the middle of the day. Do you think I live in ...

What, you've never got up to
any shenanigans on a delivery run? - Squinters

What, you've never got up to any shenanigans on a deliv...

I had two mid-strengths
in, like, five hours. I was driving. - Squinters

I had two mid-strengths in, like, five hours. I was driving.

How long the good times last
is anyone's guess. - Squinters

How long the good times last is anyone's guess.

Firstly, 99% of my deliveries
are to, like, - Squinters

Firstly, 99% of my deliveries are to, like,

Time to play guess
the blood alcohol content. - Squinters

Time to play guess the blood alcohol content.

I'm perfectly capable of doing
karaoke sober, thank you very much. - Squinters

I'm perfectly capable of doing karaoke sober, thank you...

Oh, even so, it's just a...it's
a fucked up place to go. Albury. - Squinters

Oh, even so, it's just a...it's a fucked up place ...

OK. What were you drinking
and when was your last drink? - Squinters

OK. What were you drinking and when was your last drink?

And secondly, if I ever did
turn up to a house and open the door - Squinters

And secondly, if I ever did turn up to a house and open the ...

MAN: (ON PHONE) Lukas, it's Davis. - Squinters

MAN: (ON PHONE) Lukas, it's Davis.

.08.
(MIMICS BUZZER) - Squinters

.08. (MIMICS BUZZER)

..then it'd probably be because - Squinters

..then it'd probably be because

Somewhere along the way
I forgot who I was, - Squinters

Somewhere along the way I forgot who I was,

(INHALES SHARPLY) - Squinters

(INHALES SHARPLY)

Having received
an offer of redundancy, - Squinters

Having received an offer of redundancy,

And frankly,
I don't have time to shag them. - Squinters

And frankly, I don't have time to shag them.

Get a migraine, get an eye-ache,
and your neck's all cricked back. - Squinters

Get a migraine, get an eye-ache, and your neck's all cr...

Hey, if you got a promotion
and moved to another city - Squinters

Hey, if you got a promotion and moved to another city

OK, and the only way to,
I guess, stop the counselling - Squinters

OK, and the only way to, I guess, stop the counselling

(SIGHS) - Squinters

He kept getting annoyed
because I wanted him to pull over - Squinters

He kept getting annoyed because I wanted him to pull over

You've gotta be careful not to
yell out anything too degrading - Squinters

You've gotta be careful not to yell out anything too de...

No, look, something opened up - Squinters

No, look, something opened up

(LAUGHS) So, basically,
what you're doing here, - Squinters

(LAUGHS) So, basically, what you're doing here,

Do you remember anything about
me dropping you home last night? - Squinters

Do you remember anything about me dropping you home last nig...

But once they realise we've improved
the content, Neddy, - Squinters

But once they realise we've improved the content, Neddy...

OK, great. Well, why don't you start
by telling me what makes you happy? - Squinters

OK, great. Well, why don't you start by telling me what...

I'm...I'm not just gonna give you
free law services for eternity - Squinters

I'm...I'm not just gonna give you free law service...

Or insecure or sad - Squinters

Or insecure or sad

Oi! I'd love to get to know you
in a non-threatening setting! - Squinters

Oi! I'd love to get to know you in a non-threatening se...

But she'll soon realise that
I said something nice about her - Squinters

But she'll soon realise that I said something nice abou...

Um, let's see if you can guess
what emotion that is. - Squinters

Um, let's see if you can guess what emotion that is.

I quite like 'mate'
as a term of endearment. - Squinters

I quite like 'mate' as a term of endearment.

50...? That's still $5,000 a day.
$5,000 a day. That's right. - Squinters

50...? That's still $5,000 a day. $5,000 a day. That�...

I mean, I've only got
one left, basically, - Squinters

I mean, I've only got one left, basically,

You know that feeling you get
when you're, uh, - Squinters

You know that feeling you get when you're, uh,

(BOTH LAUGH) - Squinters

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The trials and tribulations of car loads of travellers in peak hour morning transit and again on their drive home to find out how the workday turned out.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Trent O'Donnell, Adam Zwar

Production: Schadenfreude Productions

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Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

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Released: 07 Feb 2018

Awards: 1 nomination

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