Hi. Hello. Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for just one minute? Up your kazoo! Up my!...
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Skip Donahue:
[in a crowded department store]
Hi. Hello. Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for just one minute?
Susan:
Up your kazoo!
Skip Donahue:
[laughs]
Up my! Please, I'm not trying to be a pest. I know that you're an actress.
Susan:
Who are you?
Skip Donahue:
My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright and I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. I want you to know that you were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were really lovely.
Susan:
If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to kick you in the nuts!
Skip Donahue:
[laughs]
Kick! In the nuts! You're fantastic. I mean the way you can switch characters like that. The difference between this and your Juliet is fabulous. By the way, dear, I know that you're not wearing anything underneath that coat.
Susan:
What?
Skip Donahue:
I also know that you're a shoplifter, part-time.
Susan:
What are you? Some kind of a looney tune?
Skip Donahue:
No, I'm the store detective, here, part-time.
Transcript
My name ain't no
goddamn "sweet pants."
Oh.
Holy shit.
I think I have the swing of it now.
This is much better. Thanks.
My name is Skip Donahue.
Jesus Ramirez.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
What brings you here?
Man, I been here seven years.
Seven years away from
my beautiful Teresa.
Today, I was in court
on appeal hearing.
Lost again.
They accused me of
robbing several banks,
but no way.
I was drunk and all,
but I'm positive
I only robbed one bank.
What about you?
Oh, my friend and I were
doing this song-and-dance act.
Ah. Must have been
pretty bad.
Excuse me, major,
I'm just not very good
at these written tests.
I think you'd get more
[MOUTHING] Shut up.
Of my original flavor
in oral ex...
You know, I'm just about
to lose my patience with you.
I was trying to explain...
GUARD:
Keep writing, shit face.
"Two pears, three apples..."
All right, now,
listen to me.
A kid tried that stuff with me
at Camp Minikani in Vermont,
and I hit him so hard
that his braces ripped
the whole upper part of his lip.
His mother had to come and get him
in the middle of the season.
[PRISONERS SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
MAN 1:
Tight ass.
[MAN 2 SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
What do you think they put in those?
HARRY: What do you think?
Us?
Yes. You got it on the first try.
SKIP: Harry.
HARRY: What?
We're in prison.
Goddamn, man,
welcome to the real world.
Not a minute too soon,
I might add.
Now, brace up. Be strong.
[GATE SLAMS]
MAN 3:
Hey, white meat.
How long you gonna be on, baby?
Come on, baby. Come on.
Clip duration: 137 seconds
Views: 274
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 23 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Set up and wrongfully accused, two best friends will be sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. However, no prison cell could keep them locked in.
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00:47 That's personal
00:36 Let's go some place
00:52 I'm feeling something very strange
00:38 The New Yorkers
00:06 I don't see no naked women
00:08 Is there not some lightning stroke you can use to cut...
00:15 They accused me of robbing several banks
00:15 Now listen to me
00:36 I wonder what triggered all that violence
00:10 Did you sleep any better last night
00:15 I don't believe what I just saw
00:33 How have you been getting along
00:13 That's the cat that did me
00:18 What you in for
00:53 She's not for you
00:39 Tell me about the job opportunity
00:14 What you up for
00:06 That boy is very confused
00:21 There's hardly any family resemblance
00:47 I didn't think so