You were on ADD medication as a kid, and you turned out somewhat decent. No, I wasn't. I...
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Sheryl Phillips:
You were on ADD medication as a kid, and you turned out somewhat decent.
Carson Phillips:
No, I wasn't.
Sheryl Phillips:
I hid it in your food.
Carson Phillips:
I thought I was just really calm and mature for my age.
Sheryl Phillips:
Nope, you were drugged. When your father and I started our divorce, you started asking so many questions we found it easier to roofie you than answer you.
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WE'RE EXPECTING A BABY AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY BROTHER
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YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME
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SO ANYWAY SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU IS THERE ANY CHANCE
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YOU COULD MAKE IT OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME SOON
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I I'D HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
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PLEASE DO IN FACT
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I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON 'KAY
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'KAY 'KAY BYE
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WHAT HAPPENED
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UH UM
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APPARENTLY MY DAD'S GETTING MARRIED
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CONGRATULATIONS
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 146
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 41s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A high schooler recounts the way he blackmailed his fellow classmates into contributing to his literary magazine.
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00:36 AHEM DO YOU JUICE
00:30 YOUR OWN WORDS WOULD HELP TOO
00:35 SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T GET IT
00:10 YOU NEED TO BE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS
00:05 DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS THEM DO I THINK HE NEEDS THEM
00:05 WITH SOMETHING WITH ANYTHING AND DON'T FORGET THAT...
00:07 YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WISH I'D HAD THAT ABORTION IN THE...
00:10 WHAT I'M SORRY
00:05 I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN TOWN WITH AN IQ LARGER THAN MY...
00:05 I LITERALLY PUT THE DICK IN VALEDICTORIAN
00:09 OH JESUS IF YOU WERE DESCENT YOU WOULD JUST LET ME SLEEP
00:14 HOT STUFF CAN YOU FREEZE FIRE
00:08 POOR MOM SHE SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE TRYING TO BE BETTY...
00:04 THE DRIVER SAID HE'D MAKE ME RIDE IN THE TRUNK
00:23 'CAUSE I WAS YOU
00:16 YOU KNOW THANK YOU
00:10 WHEN I SAY
00:33 AND UH EMILIO
00:13 WELL THE I STANDS FOR AN IMAGINARY NUMBER
00:04 SO EVERYONE'S GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE BY BUGS