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Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Sue Perkins confronts middle age by experiencing Latin American countries in adventurous, shockingly legal and sometimes dangerous ways.

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Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award1 nomination total

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So I have been on a sun lounger, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

So I have been on a sun lounger,

-[both speaking Spanish] More alcohol.
-[Liss chuckles] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-[both speaking Spanish] More alcohol. -[Liss chuckles]

She was destined
to go into the tanning business - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

She was destined to go into the tanning business

No, because I've got facial paralysis
thanks to the alcohol you've given me. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

No, because I've got facial paralysis thanks to the alc...

-[sizzling]
-[woman sighs] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-[sizzling] -[woman sighs]

Of course, we used to give, you know,
aguardiente to the pig before we kill him. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Of course, we used to give, you know, aguardiente to the pig...

Bit of MC Carol
in the mix, chocolate milk. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Bit of MC Carol in the mix, chocolate milk.

♪ Puta, puta, puta, puta, chocolate milk
Puta, puta, chocolate milk ♪ - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

♪ Puta, puta, puta, puta, chocolate milk Puta, puta, chocola...

I didn't realise that was the prerequisite
for coming to Colombia - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I didn't realise that was the prerequisite for coming t...

-No, it's not like that.
-Because you guys are like... - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-No, it's not like that. -Because you guys are like...

In Europe, when people think of "fun,"
they think of Latin America - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

In Europe, when people think of "fun," they think ...

[Liss] Kind of. I mean,
the country has changed a lot - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Liss] Kind of. I mean, the country has changed a lot

Welcome. This is where I live.
It's a great city. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Welcome. This is where I live. It's a great city.

I do stand-up comedy and we laugh about
how fucked up is our history. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I do stand-up comedy and we laugh about how fucked up is our...

-Uh, twenty million.
-[chuckles] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-Uh, twenty million. -[chuckles]

Such a violent era, the '80s,
when I was growing up. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Such a violent era, the '80s, when I was growing up.

I think the best time is yet to come here. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I think the best time is yet to come here.

{\an8}In Rio, when we can't stop
and you keep moving on a red, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}In Rio, when we can't stop and you keep moving on...

Well, you know,
violence comes from inequality. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Well, you know, violence comes from inequality.

And if you don't piss anyone off,
what kind of comedian are you? - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

And if you don't piss anyone off, what kind of comedian...

-Right?
-True. I've had a couple of death threats - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-Right? -True. I've had a couple of death threats

See, you have to remember that
in England we don't have guns. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

See, you have to remember that in England we don't have...

[Nil] Ooh, that is...
Wow, that's a lot of cars. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Nil] Ooh, that is... Wow, that's a lot of cars.

I'd been in Colombia for eight hours, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I'd been in Colombia for eight hours,

{\an8}[in Portuguese] You should know
the different levels of bullet-proofing - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}[in Portuguese] You should know the different levels o...

In my country, if you want to
pimp your car up, add a few extras, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

In my country, if you want to pimp your car up, add a few ex...

[Sue] Lincoln explained
his factory will bulletproof any vehicle - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] Lincoln explained his factory will bulletproof any veh...

[groans] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[in English] Whoo!
Hit it with a hammer and it won't break. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[in English] Whoo! Hit it with a hammer and it won't br...

{\an8}The good news is I can still spell Bogotá. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}The good news is I can still spell Bogotá.

{\an8}My memories of the evening are sketchy,
if I'm honest, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}My memories of the evening are sketchy, if I'm ho...

[glass squeaks] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[glass squeaks]

Tejo. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] When we arrived, I thought you were
gonna put me in a car and shoot me. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] When we arrived, I thought you were gonna put me in a ...

She's spinally not great.
She might need to see the osteopath. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

She's spinally not great. She might need to see the ost...

So I met Martín, Carolina and Coqueta. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

So I met Martín, Carolina and Coqueta.

[slow rock music playing] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[slow rock music playing]

Not to be confused with croqueta,
which is ham and cheese. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Not to be confused with croqueta, which is ham and cheese.

I remember some sort of donkey knob
in a glass cabinet. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I remember some sort of donkey knob in a glass cabinet.

It's like a room that you rent
for like an hour or two, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

It's like a room that you rent for like an hour or two,

-Okay. Have you been there?
-Yeah. I've been with my wife. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-Okay. Have you been there? -Yeah. I've been with my wi...

-[Liss] That's guaro.
-[Sue] Yeah, I'm a completely guaro now. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-[Liss] That's guaro. -[Sue] Yeah, I'm a completel...

Sometimes you want to just fucking do it
loud and, whoo, go crazy. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Sometimes you want to just fucking do it loud and, whoo, go ...

[laughing] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[instrumental music playing] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[instrumental music playing]

[Sue] Here's the thing, I don't like guns. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] Here's the thing, I don't like guns.

-That was a church.
-No. Doesn't scream sex, does it? - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-That was a church. -No. Doesn't scream sex, does it?

It sort of screams, "Hello.
We're here for a corporate buffet." - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

It sort of screams, "Hello. We're here for a corpo...

The point as Liss explained was
to experience danger to test my limits, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

The point as Liss explained was to experience danger to test...

[security system beeps] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[security system beeps]

[Sue] The problem is, I don't do danger. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] The problem is, I don't do danger.

{\an8}-Yeah.
-Because no one is going... [mimics gunshot] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}-Yeah. -Because no one is going... [mimics gunshot]

[beeping] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

You need a licence
but here in the factory, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

You need a licence but here in the factory,

[Miguel] We are manufacturing
one million bulletproof vests, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Miguel] We are manufacturing one million bulletproof vests,

{\an8}Some of it is very stylish.
Which one are you gonna get me in tonight? - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}Some of it is very stylish. Which one are you gonna ge...

Wow. There's a real atmosphere
when you walk in, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Wow. There's a real atmosphere when you walk in,

Our mission is to protect the people,
and we can do that through the products. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Our mission is to protect the people, and we can do that thr...

Well, there's a dirtiness and on top, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Well, there's a dirtiness and on top,

And today, we have the opportunity to sell - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

And today, we have the opportunity to sell

If you want to have sex whilst thinking - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

If you want to have sex whilst thinking

-The glee on the face.
-I shoot 100 times, many people. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-The glee on the face. -I shoot 100 times, many people.

[Nil] In the '80s, it was for people
who wanted to cheat on their spouses. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Nil] In the '80s, it was for people who wanted to chea...

Middle of work in the afternoon, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Middle of work in the afternoon,

But that worked with young people,
'cause us Brazilians - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

But that worked with young people, 'cause us Brazilians

But we also kind of have to fuck, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

But we also kind of have to fuck,

If at any point you wanna stop,
just say "stop," we'll stop it. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

If at any point you wanna stop, just say "stop," w...

If it goes south, I have
a difficult relationship with my mother, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

If it goes south, I have a difficult relationship with my mo...

-Three hours. I was 18.
-You're an absolute titan. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-Three hours. I was 18. -You're an absolute titan.

[Sue] I love that there's a snack area
next to the dildo station. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] I love that there's a snack area next to the dild...

{\an8}You fuck and then you smoke a cigarette
and then you eat something. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

{\an8}You fuck and then you smoke a cigarette and then you e...

But this one has, like,
a retarding effect. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

But this one has, like, a retarding effect.

Yeah. Your cock gets kind of... [grunts]
It gets kind of moronic. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Yeah. Your cock gets kind of... [grunts] It gets kind of mor...

You lose comms with your dick.
Your dick is just fucking... - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

You lose comms with your dick. Your dick is just fucking...

I am a little confused
'cause this is the swing suite, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I am a little confused 'cause this is the swing suite,

-And this is an intercom. I think.
-[chuckles] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

-And this is an intercom. I think. -[chuckles]

[Sue] I'm experiencing an adrenalin rush
that I've never come close to before. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[Sue] I'm experiencing an adrenalin rush that I've...

[in English] Let's do it from the panel.
So I'm going to ask him, let's meet. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[in English] Let's do it from the panel. So I'm go...

[gunshot] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[gunshot] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I'm still wondering
what might've happened if they'd said yes. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I'm still wondering what might've happened if they...

I know I said I wanted to do something
that profoundly changed me. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I know I said I wanted to do something that profoundly chang...

You know, some people say
that the closer you are to death, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

You know, some people say that the closer you are to death,

I can now conclusively say
the closer you are to death, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I can now conclusively say the closer you are to death,

As I may have mentioned, I'm not really
a danger-danger sort of person. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

As I may have mentioned, I'm not really a danger-danger...

Well, I feel we've really
rinsed the physical stuff, you know? - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Well, I feel we've really rinsed the physical stuff, yo...

I've been dropped off a hill
and been shot at, - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

I've been dropped off a hill and been shot at,

Well, you can have some ayahuasca
in the Amazon Rainforest. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Well, you can have some ayahuasca in the Amazon Rainforest.

[drums beating] - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

[drums beating]

Maybe if you want to go to Bolivia,
you can try San Pedro. - Sue Perkins: Perfectly Legal

Maybe if you want to go to Bolivia, you can try San Pedro.

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Sue Perkins confronts middle age by experiencing Latin American countries in adventurous, shockingly legal and sometimes dangerous ways.

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Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: ASA Film Production

Genre: documentary

Year: 2022

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ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 13 Oct 2022

Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award1 nomination total

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