Hey. Hello. I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal....
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Customer:
Hey.
Ted:
Hello.
Customer:
I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted:
Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.
Customer:
Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Ted:
Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...
Customer:
Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?
Ted:
Uh, not to my knowledge. No.
Customer:
So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted:
No. No. You should be fine.
Customer:
You do understand that I myself am not a child?
Ted:
I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Customer:
Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.
Ted:
Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.
Customer:
And... I won't be followed?
Ted:
No, uh... that's not in our budget here.
Customer:
Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.
Ted:
I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.
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I'd uh like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal
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Uh yeah yeah Box of Trix
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That's right
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I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children
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Is that correct
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I I mean they say uh Trix are for kids in the commercials
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Uh huh Uh huh
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And is that enforced by law
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Uh not to my knowledge no
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So if I purchase these Trix there'll be no trouble
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No No you You should be fine
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You do understand that I myself am not a child
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 325
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 32s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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