Robert: Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy. Donny: Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime. Ted: Jesus fucking Christ! Robert: I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for
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Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy. Yes, you...

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Robert:
Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.
Donny:
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime.
Ted:
Jesus fucking Christ!
Robert:
I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for it.
Ted:
That's a great story. I felt like I was there.
Robert:
Daddy gave me an ouch. Now, I have to give you an ouch.
[tears Ted's ear off]

Transcript:
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every
once in a while wouldn't hurt.
Me and Ted are going
to be best friends, Daddy.
Yes, you are,
my little chipmunk.
Happy playtime.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I said a bad word
one time.
Daddy punished me
for it.
That's a great story.
I felt like I was there.
Daddy gave me an ouch.
Now, I have to
give you an ouch.
All right, kid, you win.
We'll do it your way.
What do you want to do?
You want to play a game?
It's playtime, right?
We'll play a game.
Yeah, I want to
play a game.
Good, good. Let's see.
How about we...
How about we play a little
game of hide and seek?
I love hide and seek.
I'll hide.
Now, hang on a sec, there.
Your dad likes you to show good manners.
Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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