Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut! Teddy! Hahaha! How are you? How are you, you fuzzy...
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[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive]
Ted:
Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut!
Norah Jones:
Teddy!
Ted:
Hahaha! How are you?
Norah Jones:
[Hugs Ted]
How are you, you fuzzy asshole?
Ted:
Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Norah Jones:
Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.
Ted:
Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.
John:
[Approaches Norah to shake her hand]
Hi, hi, Norah Jones.
Norah Jones:
Hey. Hey there, sweaty.
[wipes hand on her dress]
Norah Jones:
Um, you ready to bring down the house?
John:
Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you.
Ted:
Jesus, you look fantastic.
Norah Jones:
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
Ted:
[laughs]
Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
Norah Jones:
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
Ted:
Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
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TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
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Teddy
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LAUGHS
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How are you
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How are you doing you fuzzy little asshole
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Well I'm not a hot half Muslim chick
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who sold 37 million records but I'm hanging in there
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Half indian but thanks
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Yeah whatever Thanks for 9 11
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Listen I want you to meet a good pal of mine all right
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John Bennett Norah Jones
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Hi Norah Jones
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Hey there sweaty
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You ready to bring down the house
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Yes ma'am Thank you for the opportunity Miss
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Ma'am Jones Thank you
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Jesus you look fantastic
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 362
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 53s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:28 Can you call it
00:07 My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch
00:14 We are going to party like the '80s
00:09 There is a shit on my floor
00:06 Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man
00:05 Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong
00:10 I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...
01:12 Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself
00:34 And then you can say whatever you want
00:16 You're mine Ted
00:05 I thought you were going to be funnier
00:12 I look stupid
00:14 Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning
00:35 So if you just give him one more chance
00:11 GUY You guys have been going out for four years
00:37 TED Johnny where are you You got to get over here man
00:04 You can do any '90s song with just vowels
00:05 Death to Ming
00:07 SOBBING Why are you crying
00:36 This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat