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[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a
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And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed...

Ted 2012
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[last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding]

Narrator:
And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
[footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori]

Narrator:
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.
[footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party]

Narrator:
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh.
[photo of Brandon Routh]

Narrator:
Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
[footage of Rex at the office]

Narrator:
Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
[footage of Donny dancing in his living room]

Narrator:
Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
[footage of Robert in his bedroom]

Narrator:
Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner.
[photo of Taylor Lautner]

Transcript:
forever changed the lives
of three very special friends.
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their
torrid love affair for quite some time.
One afternoon, Ted was caught
behind the deli counter
eating potato salad off of
Tami-Lynn's bare bottom.
He was instantly
promoted to store manager.
Sam Jones moved
back to Hollywood
with the goal of
restarting his film career.
He currently
resides in Burbank
where he shares
a studio apartment
with his roommate,
Brandon Routh.
Remember Brandon Routh from
that God-awful Superman movie?
Jesus Christ!
Thanks for getting our hopes up
and taking a giant shit on us.
Rex was forced to give up
his pursuit of Lori.
Not long afterward, he fell
into a deep depression
and died of
Lou Gehrig's disease.
Donny was arrested
by Boston police
and charged with
kidnapping a plush toy.
The charges were dropped
when everyone realized
how completely stupid
that sounded.
Robert got a trainer, lost a
substantial amount of weight
and went on to become
Taylor Lautner.

Clip duration: 204 seconds
Views: 61
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


Actors

Narrator - Patrick Stewart