Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start...
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Ted:
Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John:
Italian.
Ted:
Italian, yes.
John:
What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted:
Eggplant parm.
John:
Chopped salad half price.
Ted:
And it's a non-restricted place.
John:
Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?
Ted:
Anybody can come.
John:
Of course.
Ted:
Jews are welcome.
John:
Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?
Ted:
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
John:
Yeah, but why even bring that up?
Ted:
You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.
John:
So why mention it?
Ted:
No one will.
John:
So why are we talking about it?
Ted:
You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.
John:
Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted:
Exactly.
John:
Right.
Ted:
Good.
John:
Okay.
Ted:
No Mexicans, though.
Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John:
Italian.
Ted:
Italian, yes.
John:
What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted:
Eggplant parm.
John:
Chopped salad half price.
Ted:
And it's a non-restricted place.
John:
Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?
Ted:
Anybody can come.
John:
Of course.
Ted:
Jews are welcome.
John:
Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?
Ted:
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
John:
Yeah, but why even bring that up?
Ted:
You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.
John:
So why mention it?
Ted:
No one will.
John:
So why are we talking about it?
Ted:
You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.
John:
Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted:
Exactly.
John:
Right.
Ted:
Good.
John:
Okay.
Ted:
No Mexicans, though.
Transcript
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Look Johnny if we're ever going to
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get serious about opening a restaurant
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we got to start planning it now
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Italian Italian yes
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What's the special on Tuesdays Eggplant parm
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Chopped salad half price
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And it's a non restricted place
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Yeah What do you mean Anybody can come
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Of course Jews are welcome
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Well yeah Why wouldn't they be
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Exactly that's what I'm saying
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Why even bring that up
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You don't bring it up you just let them in
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Why mention it No one will
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Why are we talking about it
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You're talking about it I'm just saying let them in
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Let them in Right Okay Exactly Good
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No Mexicans though
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 387
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 56s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
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00:34 Lori hey you're home early
00:19 So you think you got what it takes
00:36 Okay take it easy Nice Lori real nice
00:06 MAN Asshole
00:37 I'm alive Johnny
00:04 Back off Susan Boyle
00:36 All right kid you win We'll do it your way
00:05 See There proof Garfield's eyes look like a pair of...
00:18 You can't have my teddy bear
00:05 Company's turning 20 huh
00:36 TED Play Chopsticks you jazzy slut
00:28 Can you call it
00:07 My daughter better be alive you sick son of a bitch
00:14 We are going to party like the '80s
00:09 There is a shit on my floor
00:06 Woody Harrelson Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man
00:05 Oh yeah Chris Brown can do no wrong
00:10 I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with...
01:12 Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself
00:34 And then you can say whatever you want