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Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now. John: Italian. Ted: Italian, yes. John: What's the special on Tuesdays? Ted: Eggplant
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Ted 2012
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Ted:
Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John:
Italian.
Ted:
Italian, yes.
John:
What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted:
Eggplant parm.
John:
Chopped salad half price.
Ted:
And it's a non-restricted place.
John:
Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?
Ted:
Anybody can come.
John:
Of course.
Ted:
Jews are welcome.
John:
Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?
Ted:
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
John:
Yeah, but why even bring that up?
Ted:
You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.
John:
So why mention it?
Ted:
No one will.
John:
So why are we talking about it?
Ted:
You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.
John:
Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted:
Exactly.
John:
Right.
Ted:
Good.
John:
Okay.
Ted:
No Mexicans, though.

Transcript:
Look, Johnny,
if we're ever going to
get serious about
opening a restaurant
we got to start
planning it now.
Italian.
Italian, yes.
What's the special on Tuesdays?
Eggplant parm.
Chopped salad, half price.
And it's
a non-restricted place.
Yeah. What do you mean?
Anybody can come.
Of course.
Jews are welcome.
Well, yeah.
Why wouldn't they be?
Exactly,
that's what I'm saying.
Why even bring that up?
You don't bring it up,
you just let them in.
Why mention it?
No one will.
Why are we
talking about it?
You're talking about it. I'm
just saying, let them in.
Let them in. Right. Okay.
Exactly. Good.
No Mexicans, though.
This is how everybody
sang in the '90s.
Trust me, I can do this.
Shut up.
Let him try it, man.
All right, fuck it.
Go, go, go!
You son of a bitch!
Well, you never should have trusted me.
I'm on drugs.
Hey, Johnny,
I just had a great idea.
Let's go get drunk and puke
on cars from the overpass.
Come on, I do not sound
that much like Peter Griffin.
You can do any '90s
song with just vowels.
A-E-I-O-U

Clip duration: 93 seconds
Views: 58
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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