Andy Stitzer: Take your porn with you. David: I'm not taking it. Andy Stitzer: [following David to the front door] Take your box o' porn! David: It's my gift to you. Andy Stitzer: No, I don't want it.
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Andy Stitzer:
Take your porn with you.
David:
I'm not taking it.
Andy Stitzer:
[following David to the front door]
Take your box o' porn!
David:
It's my gift to you.
Andy Stitzer:
No, I don't want it. David it's not... just... just...
David:
[shouting]
Andy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography!
Andy Stitzer:
No no no, just- Come on man! So uncool!
David:
No...
[continues shouting]

David:
Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

Transcript:
It's a special friend...
who you fuck.
No, haven't heard that term.
When I was a little girl,
I developed early.
By the time I was 14,
I had this body
you're looking at.
Can you imagine that?
I don't want to, no.
Well, needless to say,
a lot of male attention.
Like men, yes.
Especially from our
Guatemalan gardener, Javier.
Okay.
You know, Javier...
before he made
passionate yet gentle love
to me for the first time...
he serenaded me with
a beautiful old Guatemalan
love song.
Really, that's...
That sounds nice.
##[Singing in Spanish]

Clip duration: 55 seconds
Views: 17
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd