Hey, Paula. Yeah? I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the...
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David:
Hey, Paula.
Paula:
Yeah?
David:
I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.
Paula:
David, what do you suggest we play?
David:
I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
Paula:
You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor.
[Paula walks away]
David:
[cough-mutters]
Ah-fuck you!
Transcript
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I gotta tell you something I'm really excited about it
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For the first time today I woke up
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I came to the store and I feel confident to say to you
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that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD
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that you've been playing for two years straight off
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I'm going to kill everyone in the store
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and put a bullet in my brain
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David what do you suggest we play I don't care Anything
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I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast
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I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours
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than have to listen to Michael McDonald
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Nothing against him but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 807
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 23s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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