Cal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod
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Cal:
I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.

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I hired her for you.
I hired a 90-pound girl
to work in the stockroom
at Smart Tech...
for you, okay?
I should have hired
a 300-pound guy...
who could lift
a 60-inch flat screen.
But instead
I hired a hot girl...
who can't lift an iPod
to bring you out of your funk.
You hired her for me?
Yes.
So will you go talk to her?
Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
No.
Did you just flick me
in the nuts?
No.
Flicked you
in the fleshy patch
where your nuts used to be.
[Groans]
Quit flicking my balls, man.
Okay, I'll stop
flicking your balls.
But I'll start punching
your nuts.
Oh!
Okay.
Well played, sir.
Okay.
Thank you.

Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 22
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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