Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna...
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Porn Star:
[Andy is trying to fantasize about a porn star while masturbating]
Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna touch your big fat
[becomes Andy's voice]
Porn Star:
noodle. 'Cause I wanna have naughty intercourse with you. I want you to put your penis on... I mean in me, Andy. I wanna do lots of sexy hot things with you. Shit. This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say... because I AM YOU!
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Hi Andy I'm gonna talk dirty to you
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I want to have lots of sexy sex with you
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I want to touch your big fat noodle
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'cause I want to have naughty intercourse with you
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I want you to put your penis on I mean in me Andy
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I want to do lots of lots of sexy
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hot things with you Shit
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This really isn't working Andy I don't know what to say
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because I am you
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 517
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 58s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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Actors
00:07 I prefer vaginal intercourse
00:16 It's gonna be fine They don't even remember
00:06 All right That's enough party's over
00:19 Here's a cute story I came home the other day
00:04 So how was that for you
00:07 Fuck that nigger up
00:05 No Kelly Clarkson
00:34 She's picking you up from here Yeah
00:35 It's like this When I was growing pot I realized
00:08 Dude teach me
00:33 Wait So you're a virgin
00:07 No no no Come on man
00:09 You know how I know you're gay How
00:33 Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...
00:04 And what do you do with this vagina
00:11 I wanna introduce you to my friend
00:04 Wow this is graphic
00:08 Rich men get off work then buy stereo
00:06 Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopy
00:09 Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong nigger