Porn Star: [Andy is trying to fantasize about a porn star while masturbating] Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna touch your big fat [becomes Andy's
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Porn Star:
[Andy is trying to fantasize about a porn star while masturbating]
Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna touch your big fat
[becomes Andy's voice]

Porn Star:
noodle. 'Cause I wanna have naughty intercourse with you. I want you to put your penis on... I mean in me, Andy. I wanna do lots of sexy hot things with you. Shit. This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say... because I AM YOU!

Transcript:
Hi, Andy.
I'm gonna talk dirty to you.
I want to have
lots of sexy sex with you.
I want to touch
your big, fat noodle...
'cause I want to have
naughty intercourse with you.
I want you to put
your penis on,
I mean, in me, Andy.
I want to do lots of,
lots of sexy...
hot things with you. Shit.
This really isn't working,
Andy.
I don't know what to say...
because I am you.
[Exclaiming]
(Andy)
Okay. New tape.
Nothing is ever good enough
and it's always our fault.
Hey, you can't speak
to your mother like that.
You do.
She's not my mother.
[Traffic humming]
I heard Dave gave you
the box of porn.
Yeah, he did.
You ever watch, like,
Primetime Live...
when they take a black light
into a hotel room...
and show you all the semen
all over the bedspread?
Yeah.

Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 24
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

Porn Star - Stormy Daniels