Jay: Nastiest shit you've ever done? I'm talkin' about *nasty*! Andy Stitzer: Ahh... wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. [pauses, then lies] Andy Stitzer: I dated this girl for
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Jay:
Nastiest shit you've ever done? I'm talkin' about *nasty*!
Andy Stitzer:
Ahh... wow. So many stories are running through my head right now.
[pauses, then lies]

Andy Stitzer:
I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

Transcript:
Are you here for Jay's party?
Yes.
I am Jay's party.
You know what, hiring
a transvestite prostitute
isn't helping me, man.
What? Ain't nobody hired
no damn transvestite.
What are you talking about?
She was really nice,
incidentally.
If that sister
was a transvestite...
that was the Mona Lisa
of transvestites.
You got a hummer
from the tranny, didn't you?
You know, aren't we owed
one now? 'Cause technically
we paid her.
Get a dick, man.
Do you guys even like me?
Or is this some sort
of cruel joke
that you're all in on?
Because I'm not a freak.
I'm a good person.
I always thought
that Matt Damon was
like a Streisand, but...
I think that he's rocking
the shit in this one.
Shut up, Dave!
Hold up. Let's just chill
on the aggression
for a minute.
Look at him.
He is such a bad ass.
He looks
just like Luke Wilson.
Mmm-hmm.
So you saying
she was definitely a man?
Yes.
Okay, well, how do you know
that she was a man?

Clip duration: 60 seconds
Views: 19
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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