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Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma. Jay: What are you doing? That's my customer. Mooj: It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended Jay: No, no,
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Mooj:
[talking to a customer]
This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.
Jay:
What are you doing? That's my customer.
Mooj:
It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended
Jay:
No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.
Mooj:
I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.
Jay:
Then you gonna give me half the commission.
Mooj:
You will receive none of the commission.
Jay:
I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!
Mooj:
This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...
Jay:
I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
Mooj:
I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!
Jay:
You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?
Mooj:
Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.
Jay:
Listen to me, listen to me! You are fucking with the wrong nigger.
Mooj:
Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?
Jay:
I will hang your old ass by your turban!
Mooj:
[Mooj has a very definite Indian accent]
Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
Jay:
All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?
Mooj:
If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.
Jay:
Cool, man. All right, pops.
[They hug; Jay leaves]

Transcript:
[Garbled]
Fuck you.
[Clears throat]
This is a great TV.
Nothing beats a plasma.
What are you doing?
That's my customer.
It certainly is not.
When I came upon her,
she was unattended.
No, that's my...
Wait.
Go to the checkout there.
Pick up there, please.
She was unattended
because I went to the back...
to get the brochure
that she requested.
I apologize,
but it's too late.
The transaction
has been completed.
Then you're gonna give me
half the commission.
You'll receive
none of the commission.
I need to talk to Paula.
This is crazy.
This is bullshit.
Every time I make a sale,
you go crying to Paula.
How about Jesse Jackson?
Old Jesse needs a cause.
Sick of you poaching
my customers.
I'm sick of your
crybaby bullshit.
You wanna take this
shit outside? Just take it
outside and squash it?
Let's stay inside,
so everybody can see
what a pussy you have, okay?
Because when I remove
the blade I keep in my boot
from its sheath...
I can't return it
until it has spilled blood.
Look, listen to me.
You are fucking
with the wrong nigger.
Hey! You're fucking with
the wrong sun-nigger, okay?
Dude, I will hang your old ass
by your turban.
Turban now? Do you see
any fucking turban here?
Do I talk like a turban guy?
Do I say, "Hey, Jay,
do you want a Slurpee?
You want a Slurpee?"
Fuck you, okay?
I was born in Brooklyn.
Brooklyn, okay?
My accent is a fucking
Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
All right, man.
Calm down, dude.
Look, you still covering
my shift on Friday or what?
If I can keep this commission,
with pleasure.
Cool, then. All right, pop.
No problem.
How about Andy?
No.
Come on, man.
We need, what,
five guys...
to play a decent
poker game, right?
Yeah.
If we cancel this,
I'm gonna have to go...
to some stupid-ass
birthday party with Jill...
and that shit
ain't happening.
No.
(David)
Why not?
He's a really nice guy and all
but I'm pretty sure that...
he is a serial murderer.
Who cares, man?
He's a nice guy.
I just wanna get drunk,
fucked up,
and play some cards.
That's great.
Look, I don't wanna
end up a lampshade...
in some creepy apartment,
that's what I'm saying.
I don't really see
any other options.
Andy. My man.
You got any plans
later on tonight?
Why, do we have to unload
the Sony truck?
No, the guys
are getting together,
we're playing some poker...
thought, you know,
you'd wanna play.
With you guys?
Yeah, sure.
That would be cool.
You know how to play, right?
Yeah, I play online sometimes.
We're gonna play
in the store.
Great.
Are we allowed
to do that?
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, so I'm gonna
go tell Paula.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
That sounds great. Cool,
I'll see you guys tonight.
Okay.
All right.
[Clattering]
Oops.
I almost feel guilty.
No, you don't.
Going down!
Going down!
Dumbass.
And a full house.
Oh, my dukes!
What?
How much fucking online poker
do you play, dawg?
For like an hour or two
a night, when I'm not
playing Halo.
Why did you invite this guy?
He's a fucking ringer, man.
This is hog shit.
You, you're a fucking asshole
to tell me to come here.
You tell me he was a nice guy,
didn't you?
Well, fuck you people,
and fuck you, you and you...
fuck and kiss my big brown
fucking ass, okay?
(Jay)
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
Peace.
All right, man.
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat.
[All laughing]
Good night.
I love that guy.
Dude, you totally...
Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn.
About to go see Ellen
in a little bit.
Going now?
Late-night action, huh?
Dude, you know
how it goes.
Does your girlfriend know
about all these
late-night visits?
It's like an unspoken
agreement. Yeah.
It's like a completely
and utterly unspoken
agreement.
If you knew her, if you knew
who I was dealing with...
you wouldn't be
saying this shit.
There's nothing you can't do
with this woman...
straight up and down.
I've done
every single thing...
I could possibly create.
I've literally lubed up...
and made love to the arches
of her feet. All right.
Wow!
(Jay)
Yeah.
Foot fuck!
That's sick, man.
Wow.
That is not sick.

Clip duration: 241 seconds
Views: 88
Timestamp in movie: 00:06:08
Uploaded: 16 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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