This shit just got real! What are you gonna do, bitch? I'll tell you what. You know Luca...
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Smart Tech Customer:
This shit just got real!
Jay:
What are you gonna do, bitch?
Smart Tech Customer:
I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Jay:
You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!
Smart Tech Customer:
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!
Andy Stitzer:
[walks up quickly]
Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?
Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Jay]
Is this your boy?
Jay:
Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?
Andy Stitzer:
Hey, how can we help you, sir?
Jay:
No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!
Smart Tech Customer:
This your boy?
Jay:
Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.
Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Andy]
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
[pretends to shoot two guns at them]
Smart Tech Customer:
Both ya'll niggas!
Andy Stitzer:
What? What did I do?
Smart Tech Customer:
It don't fucking matter!
Jay:
Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!
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What are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you what
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You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th
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You ever heard of Rolling 20s nigger
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Since I was 16 nigger I'm saying frosty
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You know what I'm saying spoon nigger
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We fucked dwarfs in the ass
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Nigger this dwarf here don't got to be tall
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to pull the trigger off in somebody face
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Come on nigger back up What's up Hey
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Welcome to Smart Tech
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Is this your boy What can I help you with
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Yeah nigger we will both mash you
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How can we help you sir Nigger what
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No he don't need no help He's already been served
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I served him He's taken care of He's a little slow but he got it
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See what he thought was he can come up in here and make the rules
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But now he see that Jay make the moves at Smart Tech
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 463
Timestamp in movie: 01h 30m 16s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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