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Smart Tech Customer: This shit just got real! Jay: What are you gonna do, bitch? Smart Tech Customer: I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th? Jay: You ever heard of rolling
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Smart Tech Customer:
This shit just got real!
Jay:
What are you gonna do, bitch?
Smart Tech Customer:
I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Jay:
You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!
Smart Tech Customer:
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!
Andy Stitzer:
[walks up quickly]
Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?
Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Jay]
Is this your boy?
Jay:
Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?
Andy Stitzer:
Hey, how can we help you, sir?
Jay:
No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!
Smart Tech Customer:
This your boy?
Jay:
Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.
Smart Tech Customer:
[points at Andy]
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
[pretends to shoot two guns at them]

Smart Tech Customer:
Both ya'll niggas!
Andy Stitzer:
What? What did I do?
Smart Tech Customer:
It don't fucking matter!
Jay:
Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

Transcript:
You want to go?
I suggest you move back.
Then, nig, fire on.
What are we gonna do?
What are you gonna do,
Mr. Floor Manager?
Go, get them, tiger.
This shit just got rigged.
What are you gonna do, bitch?
I'll tell you what.
You know Luca Perry
from 20th and 25th?
You ever heard of,
Rolling 20s, nigger?
Since I was 16, nigger,
I'm saying "frosty. "
You know what I'm saying,
"spoon", nigger.
We fucked dwarfs in the ass.
Nigger, this dwarf here
don't got to be tall...
to pull the trigger off
in somebody face!
Come on nigger, back up.
What's up?
Hey...
Welcome to Smart Tech.
Is this your boy?
What can I help you with?
Yeah, nigger,
we will both mash you!
How can we help you, sir?
Nigger, what?
No, he don't need no help.
He's already been served.
I served him. He's taken
care of. He's a little slow,
but he got it.
See, what he thought was
he can come up in here
and make the rules.
But now he see that
Jay make the moves
at Smart Tech...
that I run this, bitch
and now he bought the bounce.
This your boy?
Yeah, that's my boy.
We represent Smart Tech.
You just got
fucked up with him.
Both y'all niggers going
get clapped up
when I get back.
Both of you all niggers.
What did I do?
It don't fucking matter!
Yeah, aim high, Willis.
Aim high!
Please don't do this.
Jay, what's going on?
Jill broke up with me.
I'm so sorry.
What happened?
I came home a little tipsy.
And I had one of my condoms
on still.
Woke up the next morning
and jumped in the shower
with her.
I don't know
what I was thinking.
Why did you cheat on her?
Because I'm insecure!
You can't tell?
I know, man.
It's gonna be okay.
I'm cold.
It's gonna be all right, man.
Seriously, man, I'm sorry.
I apologize to you. I know.
If you wanna have
a meaningful relationship...
you've got to leave the sex
out of it, man. You're right.
It's all right. You're good.
I'm sorry. Come here.
I love you, man.
Man, I love you, too.
You're a good guy.
Do you know how I know
you guys are gay?
You're holding each other
ever so gently.
Cabrn.
[Whooping]
[Exclaiming]
(Trish)
Bravo.
At least he can cook, Mom.
##[Believe It Or Not
(The Greatest American Hero
theme) playing]
I love... Spiderman.
[Whooping]
Pull out slowly
and go straight ahead.
[Screaming]

Clip duration: 160 seconds
Views: 107
Timestamp in movie: 01:30:08
Uploaded: 16 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

Smart Tech Customer - Kevin Hart