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The Alpines

Long-held secrets follow seven old college friends to a weekend reunion at a secluded lake house where they soon find a potential killer among them.

Director

Dante Aubain

Year

Genre

drama, horror, mystery

Box Office

N/A

Production

MQB Films,Reel Muscle

Awards

69 wins & 13 nominations total

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- You guys should.
- I wish, - The Alpines

- You guys should. - I wish,

- Well, you look great.
- Pilates and yoga - The Alpines

- Well, you look great. - Pilates and yoga

- Wow.
- It wasn't always that easy, - The Alpines

- Wow. - It wasn't always that easy,

Okay, you have to catch me up
on everything, - The Alpines

Okay, you have to catch me up on everything,

- Is anyone else here yet?
- Yeah, it's James and me, - The Alpines

- Is anyone else here yet? - Yeah, it's James and me,

If you don't take care
of your teeth, - The Alpines

If you don't take care of your teeth,

I like being my own boss, - The Alpines

I like being my own boss,

Oh, yes, yes, bring them. - The Alpines

Oh, yes, yes, bring them.

- Shots?
- You're so welcome. - The Alpines

- Shots? - You're so welcome.

All right, guys,
one, two, three. - The Alpines

All right, guys, one, two, three.

Um, oh, we are drinking already. - The Alpines

Um, oh, we are drinking already.

I had no idea
that air had an impact - The Alpines

I had no idea that air had an impact

This is gonna be
a long weekend, isn't it? - The Alpines

This is gonna be a long weekend, isn't it?

I brought drugs and alcohol
to numb. - The Alpines

I brought drugs and alcohol to numb.

Yeah, my first case,
he was like a serial rapist. - The Alpines

Yeah, my first case, he was like a serial rapist.

They teach you
to become indifferent. - The Alpines

They teach you to become indifferent.

- You have pills?
- Yeah, - The Alpines

- You have pills? - Yeah,

Oh my God, you still have this? - The Alpines

Oh my God, you still have this?

Right, I know,
but he is my husband. - The Alpines

Right, I know, but he is my husband.

Can you just hang tight
for me, please? - The Alpines

Can you just hang tight for me, please?

Gil, it's not as fun - The Alpines

Gil, it's not as fun

You know, you didn't win, Gil! - The Alpines

You know, you didn't win, Gil!

Now another installment of
America's favorite game show, - The Alpines

Now another installment of America's favorite game show...

I remember
when we were that cute. - The Alpines

I remember when we were that cute.

All right, but at least
let me out - The Alpines

All right, but at least let me out

So, I guess I'll start
with the awkward catch-ups - The Alpines

So, I guess I'll start with the awkward catch-ups

I'm currently working
at Bar Louie still - The Alpines

I'm currently working at Bar Louie still

I am actually the bartender, - The Alpines

I am actually the bartender,

Um, sometimes, but I still get
to go to the football games - The Alpines

Um, sometimes, but I still get to go to the football games

Why did you spend
thousands of dollars - The Alpines

Why did you spend thousands of dollars

Oh, okay,
probably the same reason - The Alpines

Oh, okay, probably the same reason

I actually got fired
from that bullshit PR job, - The Alpines

I actually got fired from that bullshit PR job,

- Wait, what?
- Yeah, - The Alpines

- Wait, what? - Yeah,

Normally, I'm not with this,
but I say we just kill her. - The Alpines

Normally, I'm not with this, but I say we just kill her...

I'll allow a light keying
of the car I bought her. - The Alpines

I'll allow a light keying of the car I bought her.

Someone else go,
something lighter, - The Alpines

Someone else go, something lighter,

Okay, my fiancĂ© left me
five years ago - The Alpines

Okay, my fiancĂ© left me five years ago

- Comes back to what?
- It's been less than four hours - The Alpines

- Comes back to what? - It's been less than four hours

- I'm just stating the truth.
- I moved - The Alpines

- I'm just stating the truth. - I moved

The trip,
your designer clothing, - The Alpines

The trip, your designer clothing,

- Here we go.
- Well, - The Alpines

- Here we go. - Well,

Yes, I did, Zach. - The Alpines

Yes, I did, Zach.

So while you're still
a fucking intern - The Alpines

So while you're still a fucking intern

Did I adequately answer - The Alpines

Did I adequately answer

Are you still a has-been
English lit professor - The Alpines

Are you still a has-been English lit professor

Oh, Zach, what? - The Alpines

Oh, Zach, what?

We already got the top names
picked out, - The Alpines

We already got the top names picked out,

- Nice.
- We can totally plan - The Alpines

- Nice. - We can totally plan

- I'm gonna head to bed.
- It's, like, 9:00. - The Alpines

- I'm gonna head to bed. - It's, like, 9:00.

The weird letter,
you said you had some big news - The Alpines

The weird letter, you said you had some big news

Wait, so none of
anyone's letters - The Alpines

Wait, so none of anyone's letters

I miss you." - The Alpines

- It's insane."
- "Anyways, - The Alpines

- It's insane." - "Anyways,

I have big, big news
for you all." - The Alpines

I have big, big news for you all."

Yours truly..." - The Alpines

Yours truly..."

Yeah, they wanted in the group,
we didn't let them in, - The Alpines

Yeah, they wanted in the group, we didn't let them in,

Or it's just one of us
playing a prank, - The Alpines

Or it's just one of us playing a prank,

"Let's go." - The Alpines

Dude, this place is huge. - The Alpines

Dude, this place is huge.

Dude, I'm convinced
we only stayed friends with them - The Alpines

Dude, I'm convinced we only stayed friends with them

That's a given.
Whenever Gil talks, - The Alpines

That's a given. Whenever Gil talks,

No, dude, I never liked Logan. - The Alpines

No, dude, I never liked Logan.

I'm just saying I think
we could've spared ourselves - The Alpines

I'm just saying I think we could've spared ourselv...

Oh, yeah, right,
the ones I love telling. - The Alpines

Oh, yeah, right, the ones I love telling.

- So we're stranded here?
- At least until morning. - The Alpines

- So we're stranded here? - At least until morning.

Great, so there could be
a psychopath trying to kill us - The Alpines

Great, so there could be a psychopath trying to kill us

I think we'd notice
the eighth unidentifiable person - The Alpines

I think we'd notice the eighth unidentifiable person

Let's not undermine
psychotic women, - The Alpines

Let's not undermine psychotic women,

None of us are
interesting enough - The Alpines

None of us are interesting enough

So, should we, like, take bets - The Alpines

So, should we, like, take bets

Rowan, we are all
a little bit sick, - The Alpines

Rowan, we are all a little bit sick,

You know, some secrets exist
to protect other people... - The Alpines

You know, some secrets exist to protect other people...

Whoever wrote that is
seriously fucked in the head! - The Alpines

Whoever wrote that is seriously fucked in the head!

- That's blood.
- So what do we do - The Alpines

- That's blood. - So what do we do

And we obviously can't hide
from whatever it is. - The Alpines

And we obviously can't hide from whatever it is.

We might as well have some fun - The Alpines

We might as well have some fun

How is us not being calm
going to help the situation? - The Alpines

How is us not being calm going to help the situation?

Okay, if we're still
placing bets, - The Alpines

Okay, if we're still placing bets,

- You all right?
- Yeah, I just can't sleep. - The Alpines

- You all right? - Yeah, I just can't sleep.

- Need a distraction?
- That depends. - The Alpines

- Need a distraction? - That depends.

The doctor said
when you're ovulating, - The Alpines

The doctor said when you're ovulating,

So we have to try
extra hard this week. - The Alpines

So we have to try extra hard this week.

And I want to have a baby
with you - The Alpines

And I want to have a baby with you

If I ask to go to the bathroom
really quick, - The Alpines

If I ask to go to the bathroom really quick,

- Gil?
- Mm. - The Alpines

Oh, no, no, no. - The Alpines

Oh, no, no, no.

I can just see him pulling
a dumb dick prank like this - The Alpines

I can just see him pulling a dumb dick prank like this

Listen, I'm sorry about before. - The Alpines

Listen, I'm sorry about before.

Uh, why Roger? - The Alpines

I mean, you could've had
any guy you wanted - The Alpines

I mean, you could've had any guy you wanted

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Long-held secrets follow seven old college friends to a weekend reunion at a secluded lake house where they soon find a potential killer among them.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Dante Aubain

Writer: Mally Corrigan

Production: MQB Films,Reel Muscle

Genre: drama, horror, mystery

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: N/A

Awards: 69 wins & 13 nominations total

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