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The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

A reluctant leader of a gang of rogues sets out on a series of wild adventures, all while trying to outwit the corrupt lawman and "thief-taker" Jonathan Wilde.

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N/A

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Production

Big Talk Studios

Awards

3 nominations total

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Dick Turpin

Moose

Nell

Honesty

John Turpin

Benny

Michael Fielding

Craig the Warlock

Little Karen

Eliza Bean

Helen Gwinear

Christopher Wilde

Lord Rookwood

Geoffrey McGivern

Jonathan Wilde

Hugh Bonneville

Geoffrey The Gaoler

Tommy Silvesides

Connor Swindells

Isabelle

Reginald

Tommy's Goon

Michael Downing

Priscilla

Hallie Barthram

Tommy's Goon

Tommy's Goon

Tommy's Goon

Alf The Artist

Jota Castellano

Lord Saltley

Lady Saltley

Terry the Driver

Saltley Coach Driver

Oengus MacNamara

The Reddlehag

Bill the Blade

Poorly Martin

Criminal

Philip

Lizzy The Fish

Slake

Sandra

Mourner Salesman

Slasher

Gow

Margaret

Naked Tony

Villager

Leslie Duval

Faith Barebone

Lisa Davina Phillip

Maureen

Unrobbable Coachman

Courage Barebone

Tom King

David Threlfall

Derek

Young Dick

Charlie Maynard

Tommy's Stuntman

Abigail

Juliette Motamed

Old Dick

Baron von Louth

Steven

Harry Trevaldwyn

Miss Corbett

Baroness von Louth

Toffee Apple Seller

Ralph Ratclyff

Edward

Doris the Destroyer

Jack 'Iron Fist' Broughton

Servant

King's Guard

Executioner

Tuwaine Barrett

Gentry

Andy M Milligan

Villager

Teresa de Almeida

Middle Class Villager

Omar Alboukharey

Soldier in Pub

Fight Club Punter

Kimberly Collison

School Girl

Pipe Dreamer Leader

John Heartstone

Syndicate Head

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[chattering] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[sighs] He taught us to be kind and free
and true to who we are. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[sighs] He taught us to be kind and free and true to who we ...

[scoffs] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[laughing] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Son. [laughs] Oh, oh.
- [grunts, laughing] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Son. [laughs] Oh, oh. - [grunts, laughing]

Apparently, if she chooses your village, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Apparently, if she chooses your village,

Don't worry about me, Nell.
I know how to speak to hardened criminals. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Don't worry about me, Nell. I know how to speak to hard...

"Eet Meet." - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

{\an8}We've kept all of Honesty's
ever since he was a boy. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

{\an8}We've kept all of Honesty's ever since he wa...

But how long do you think a stupid lump
like you would survive alone out there - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

But how long do you think a stupid lump like you would survi...

Well, technically, right... [whispering]
...I reside in Jersey for tax purposes. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Well, technically, right... [whispering] ...I reside in Jers...

{\an8}Seven years old in that one.
So cute! [chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

{\an8}Seven years old in that one. So cute! [chuckles]

Well, if he didn't have
such supportive parents, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Well, if he didn't have such supportive parents,

[chuckling] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Fair enough. [sighs] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Fair enough. [sighs]

Dick, we got trouble.
There's a new highwayman in town. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Dick, we got trouble. There's a new highwayman in town.

I was born to a butcher
in the village of Hempstead. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

I was born to a butcher in the village of Hempstead.

Maybe she flew around our village
and went on holiday instead, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Maybe she flew around our village and went on holiday instea...

On that note, um, you don't know anyone
who wants to buy some gold, do you? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

On that note, um, you don't know anyone who wants to bu...

He robbed us, and he kissed people,
and he carved his name on my coat. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

He robbed us, and he kissed people, and he carved his name o...

- [laughs]
- [Reddlehag cackles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- [laughs] - [Reddlehag cackles]

Oh, leave it with me, son.
I'll have a quiet ask around. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Oh, leave it with me, son. I'll have a quiet ask around...

[Dick] I had a happy childhood,
and I loved my dad. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[Dick] I had a happy childhood, and I loved my dad.

"Tommy Silversides." [stammers]
He said Hempstead is his turf now. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

"Tommy Silversides." [stammers] He said Hempstead ...

Do you know anyone who
wants to buy some stolen gold - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Do you know anyone who wants to buy some stolen gold

[Reddlehag screams] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[Reddlehag screams]

And this thick, beautiful, gorgeous,
luscious head of hair. [chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

And this thick, beautiful, gorgeous, luscious head of hair. ...

Your daring escape from Tyburn
was quite the hit with my reader. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Your daring escape from Tyburn was quite the hit with my rea...

Forward. Back. Forward. Back. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Forward. Back. Forward. Back.

No, but I have made this entire village
out of courgettes. [chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

No, but I have made this entire village out of courgettes. [...

- In fact, so much so, I now have readers.
- [chuckles] Wow. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- In fact, so much so, I now have readers. - [chuckles] Wow.

[cracking] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[panting] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Oh, 100 bars? They'll be rolling in it! - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Oh, 100 bars? They'll be rolling in it!

You keep risking your life with
increasingly action-packed adventures, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

You keep risking your life with increasingly action-packed a...

[shouting] Oi, Cathy,
you know anyone who wants some gold? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[shouting] Oi, Cathy, you know anyone who wants some gold?

[screaming] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Well, when you finish that,
can you kill those swans? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Well, when you finish that, can you kill those swans?

♪ It's Tommy
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy Silversides ♪ - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

♪ It's Tommy Tommy, Tommy, Tommy Silversides ♪

We've got our top guys working on it.
[clicks tongue] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

We've got our top guys working on it. [clicks tongue]

Do you kick it? Do you chop it?
Do you hit it with a shoe? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Do you kick it? Do you chop it? Do you hit it with a shoe?

Sometimes I look at you and think,
"Do you even wanna be a butcher?" - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Sometimes I look at you and think, "Do you even wanna b...

This crate which is not full of gold - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

This crate which is not full of gold

Emus, dodoes, peacocks,
penguins, emperor penguins, dead pigeons. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Emus, dodoes, peacocks, penguins, emperor penguins, dead pig...

[sighs] It's not my life, Dad.
It's your life. You know? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[sighs] It's not my life, Dad. It's your life. You...

- Dick, you're alive!
- [chuckles] Little Karen. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Dick, you're alive! - [chuckles] Little Karen.

[inhales sharply] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[inhales sharply]

Drawing, coming up with funny ideas,
wearing strange outfits. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Drawing, coming up with funny ideas, wearing strange outfits...

Beady-eyed monsters
with their jerky bodies. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Beady-eyed monsters with their jerky bodies.

Uh, yeah, um... [clears throat] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Uh, yeah, um... [clears throat]

I mean, this just gets worser and worser. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

I mean, this just gets worser and worser.

[whimpers] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

That's before he promised me
5% of the gold - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

That's before he promised me 5% of the gold

It says here, right, she can't be invited
in unless we speak her name 27 times. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

It says here, right, she can't be invited in unless we ...

We're gonna taste giraffe burgers,
zebra rissoles, chimp chops... - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

We're gonna taste giraffe burgers, zebra rissoles, chim...

- Sleep bomb!
- [glass shatters] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Sleep bomb! - [glass shatters]

If that's how you feel, I suppose
I could get your cousin Benny in. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

If that's how you feel, I suppose I could get your cous...

- Get him out.
- Moose! Honesty! [whimpers] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Get him out. - Moose! Honesty! [whimpers]

[Moose] Listen up, guys.
I've got a buyer for the gold, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[Moose] Listen up, guys. I've got a buyer for the gold,

The reddle in Reddlehag
is actually from a dye, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

The reddle in Reddlehag is actually from a dye,

They tot up all the gangs' stolen loot,
their kill count and scare factor. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

They tot up all the gangs' stolen loot, their kill coun...

You know, I'll go and follow my dreams.
[sighs] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

You know, I'll go and follow my dreams. [sighs]

It's people like you who inspire me
to just keep robbing people like you. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

It's people like you who inspire me to just keep robbin...

Benny will have it now.
And, uh, your room. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Benny will have it now. And, uh, your room.

Honesty, you definitely said Reddlehag.
[chuckles] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Honesty, you definitely said Reddlehag. [chuckles]

Have to probably burn it.
Throw it into the street. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Have to probably burn it. Throw it into the street.

I'm Dick Turpin, and you robbed my gang, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

I'm Dick Turpin, and you robbed my gang,

Look, I'll just take these purple shoes
and my sewing machine. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Look, I'll just take these purple shoes and my sewing m...

- Who's number one?
- [door opens] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Who's number one? - [door opens]

Right. Well, if that's your decision,
I'll let Benny know. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Right. Well, if that's your decision, I'll let Ben...

[snoring] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

I've got more flair in my trigger finger
than you have in your entire dated outfit. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

I've got more flair in my trigger finger than you have ...

You just said Reddlehag. [groans] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

You just said Reddlehag. [groans]

[growls] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[patrons chuckle] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[patrons chuckle]

Unless I anticipated your trap,
spent last week bribing your guards, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Unless I anticipated your trap, spent last week bribing your...

And if you want it, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

And if you want it,

[chuckling] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Didn't listen to your gang
when they warned you of the danger, - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Didn't listen to your gang when they warned you of the ...

[patrons gasping] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[patrons gasping]

- Do you think he's gonna be all right?
- He'll be dead by the end of the week. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Do you think he's gonna be all right? - He'll be...

[both gasp] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

What about a food-sculpting competition, hmm? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

What about a food-sculpting competition, hmm?

Here's what's going to happen: - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

Here's what's going to happen:

[breathes deeply] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[breathes deeply]

If they really cared,
they would've rescued you by now. - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

If they really cared, they would've rescued you by now.

- Best vegetable person wins.
- What, like this? - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Best vegetable person wins. - What, like this?

[patrons gasping] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[patrons gasping]

- Uh, um, I can't remember.
- [gasps] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

- Uh, um, I can't remember. - [gasps]

[sighing, laughing] - The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[sighing, laughing]

The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A reluctant leader of a gang of rogues sets out on a series of wild adventures, all while trying to outwit the corrupt lawman and "thief-taker" Jonathan Wilde.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Claire Downes, Ian Jarvis, Stuart Lane

Production: Big Talk Studios

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.0

BoxOffice:

Released: 01 Mar 2024

Awards: 3 nominations total

Homepage: https://tv.apple.com/show/umc.cmc.37r7vskzmm8hk2pfbzaxlcwzg