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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Resistance is useless!

Vogon:Resistance is useless!

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Resistance is useless
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773
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:29
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Spyglass Entertainment,Everyman Pictures,Hammer & Tongs,Touchstone Pictures

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Movie Summary

Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, journeyman Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher penning a new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Wheee! - - - - Ha, ha! - Hmmm. - Sir. - What? - Hitchhikers. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:39
Wheee! - - - - Ha, ha! - Hmmm. - Sir. - What? - Hitchhikers.
Guide Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the universegroansGuide The second worst is that of the Azgoths of KriaDuring a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulentof his poem Ode to a Small Lump of Green PuttyI Found in My - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:46
Guide Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in...
Either die in the vacuum of spaceor tell me what you thought of my poemVogons chuckleA a actually I rather liked itJeltz Hmm Ford YeahThat's good Run with it HmmUh some of the words I didn't understandbut I found the imagery quite effectiveContinueWell uh - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 01:16
Either die in the vacuum of spaceor tell me what you thought...
Shut up Get a job Wash your filthy handsDon't panic Don't panicSo this is itWe're going to dieYeah we're gonna dieNo no what's thisWhat is thisWhat's this This is nothing Yeah we're gonna die - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:28
Shut up Get a job Wash your filthy handsDon't panic...
Would you like a hug - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:30
Would you like a hug
You're sweating - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:04
You're sweating
- Would you like a hug? - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:17
- Would you like a hug?
Guide Space says the introduction to The Hitchhiker's Guideis big Really bigYou just won't believe how vastly hugely mind bogglingly big it isA a and so on - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:16
Guide Space says the introduction to The Hitchhiker's...
On the planet Earth - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 03:02
On the planet Earth
Ford Yes - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:09
Ford Yes
Arthur I think I'm a sofa Ford I know how you feel - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06
Arthur I think I'm a sofa Ford I know how you feel
So much for the laws of physics - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05
So much for the laws of physics
Zaphod In the name of people freedom and uh democracy stuff like thatI hereby kidnap myself and I'm taking the ship with me Whoo - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:11
Zaphod In the name of people freedom and uh democracy stuff...
If there's anything more important than my ego I want it caught and shot now - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06
If there's anything more important than my ego I want...
TV Zaphod's just this guy you know - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:05
TV Zaphod's just this guy you know
Hitchhikers Why'd you pick up hitchhikersI didn't The ship did - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:07
Hitchhikers Why'd you pick up hitchhikersI didn't...
You ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:34
You ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.
You ought to know I'm feeling very depressed - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:14
You ought to know I'm feeling very depressed
Marvin Life Don't talk to me about life - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:06
Marvin Life Don't talk to me about life
- Commander Kwaltz. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 00:51
- Commander Kwaltz.