Shelley thinks you're an overweight homosexual. I didn't say that! Oh. No, I said you were...
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Brad Kessler:
Shelley thinks you're an overweight homosexual.
Shelley:
I didn't say that!
Mark Bellison:
[relieved]
Oh.
Shelley:
No, I said you were a fat faggot.
Brad Kessler:
[to Shelley]
I stand corrected.
Mark Bellison:
To think I was upset by "overweight homosexual".
Shelley:
A fatty fat faggy fag...
Brad Kessler:
[to Mark]
Oh, well. It doesn't matter. Because either way you're a dumpy little queer.
Transcript
JIM: And what about the hundreds of people
camping out on his lawn?
I mean, don't those people have jobs?
BOB: Maybe they're all fat losers like him.
(BO TH LAUGHING)
JIM: Stay tuned, we got weather in five.
(DOOR OPENS)
And then write, " The duck flew all the way
to Alaska to meet up
(DOOR CLOSES)
"With his friend
who was a polar bear who lived there."
- "And the polar bear..."
- ANNA: How many of these have you had?
Doesn't matter. Uh..."The end."
- That's a strange ending.
- It is, isn't it?
And you want me to take this over
to Lecture Films?
- Yeah.
- ASSISTANT: Okay.
Tell them to film that one this week.
Okay.
Tell them it's for kids.
Kids will love that, won't they?
Bears and ducks in cars.
- What's that?
- It's a birthday card for you.
- You want it?
- Thank you.
Oh, I came to tell you
that I can't watch a movie with you tonight.
- Why not?
- 'Cause I have a date.
Who with?
- Brad Kessler.
- Brad Kessler?
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 0
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 06 March, 2021
Genres: comedy, fantasy, romance
Summary: A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain.
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