Testing. Testing. Testing over the credits. The credits that no one cares about. "Ooh,...
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Mark Bellison:
[narrating]
Testing. Testing. Testing over the credits. The credits that no one cares about.
[under his breathe]
Mark Bellison:
"Ooh, we're the business people. Ooh, we want our credit before the film starts, 'cause..."
Mark Bellison:
Anyway. The story you're about to see takes place in a world where the human race has never evolved the ability to tell a lie. This is a typical town in that world. As you can see, people have jobs and cars and houses and families, but everyone tells the absolute truth. There's no such thing as deceit or flattery or fiction. People say exactly what they think. And sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh. But they've got no choice in the matter. It's their nature.
Man:
[on the phone]
Look, I'm not coming in to work today. No, I'm not sick. I just hate it there.
Woman:
Oh, your baby is so ugly. It's like a little rat.
Woman at Restaurant:
[sitting down]
Wow! I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life. What are you ordering?
Transcript
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Testing over the credits
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The credits that no one cares about
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Ooh we're the business people
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Ooh we want our credit before the film starts because
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Anyway The story you're about to see takes place in a world
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where the human race has never evolved the ability to tell a lie
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This is a typical town in that world
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As you can see people have jobs and cars and houses and families
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But everyone tells the absolute truth
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There's no such thing as deceit or flattery or fiction
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People say exactly what they think
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and sometimes that can come across as a bit harsh
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But they've got no choice in the matter It's their nature
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Look I'm not coming in to work today No I'm not sick I just hate it there
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Oh your baby is so ugly It's like a little rat
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Wow I just took one of the biggest poops of my whole life
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What are you ordering
Clip duration: 63 seconds
Views: 148
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 30s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy, romance
Summary: A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain.
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01:03 Testing over the credits