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Lions don't like water
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Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that? Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned. [pause] Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.


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Lions don't like water
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If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source that'd make sense
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But you find yourself in the ocean 20 foot waves
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I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa
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coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends
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You lose that battle
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You lose that battle nine times out of ten And guess what
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You've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion
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We've talked to ourselves We've communicated
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Yeah And said You know what
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Lion tastes good Let's go get some more lion
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We've developed a system to establish a beachhead

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 218
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 00s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops, whom they idolize, only things don't quite go as planned.


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