All right, girls, give it up. I won't have to call the police. Get outta my face, old man!...

Joe Dixon: [catching two shoplifters] All right, girls, give it up. I won't have to call the police. Kimmy: Get outta my face, old man! Joe Dixon: Let's not do this the hard way, okay? I'm giving you an out. All right, give up the candy or I'll have to take it away from you. Kimmy: You touch me and I scream rape, you cocksucking pig. Now walk away. Laney Rucker: Give it back. Kimmy: Who are you, bitch? Better get out of my way! Schoolgirl #2: [holding her back] That's Laney Rucker, Kimmy. Kimmy: Laney Rucker? Holy shit. OG Queen badass? Yo! They called you Pequeña Muerte. Little Death. Yo, you're my motherfucking hero. Laney Rucker: That makes me proud. Now give back whatever you stole. And apologize. Kimmy: [obliging, somewhat reluctantly] Oh, my God. Sorry, mister. I was just playin'. So, Ms. Rucker, what happened to you? You look all whitish now. Later, Ms. Rucker. Wish I met you back in the day.