"Dinner will be served at the usual time, my lord. And I am pleased to say there will be...
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There was this English butler out in India. One day, he goes in the dining room and what does he see under the table ? A tiger. Not turning a hair, he goes straight to the drawing room. "Hum, hum. Excuse me, my lord," and whispering, so as not to upset the ladies : "I'm very sorry my lord. There appears to be a tiger in the dining room. Perhaps his Lordship will permit use of the twelve bores ?" They go on drinking their tea. And then, there's three gunshots. Well, they don't think nothing of it, this being out in India where they're used to anything. When the butler is back to refresh the teapots, he says, cool as a cucumber : "Dinner will be served at the usual time, my lord. And I am pleased to say there will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurence by that time." There will be no discernible traces of the recent occurrence by that time!
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There was this English butler in India
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One day he goes in the dining room and what he sees under the table
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A tiger
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Not turning a hair he goes straight to the drawing room
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Excuse me My Lord
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And whispering so as not to upset the ladies
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I really sorry My Lord There appears to be a tiger in the dining room
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Perhaps His Lordship will permit use of the twelve bores
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They go on drinking their tea And then there's three gunshots
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Well they don't think nothing of it
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This being in India they're used to anything
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When the butler is back to refresh the teapots
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he says cool as a cucumber
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Dinner will be served at the usual time My Lord
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And I am pleased to say
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There will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurrence by that time
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I'll repeat it
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There will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurrence by that time
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 514
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 02s
Uploaded: 03 December, 2022
Genres: drama, romance
Summary: A rule bound head butler's world of manners and decorum in the household he maintains is tested by the arrival of a housekeeper who falls in love with him in post-WWI Britain. The possibility of romance and his master's cultivation of ties with the Nazi cause challenge his carefully maintained veneer of servitude.
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