Do you want to have sex with this woman? Definitely. Okay, then you're violating the first...
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Dex:
Do you want to have sex with this woman?
Dave:
Definitely.
Dex:
Okay, then you're violating the first rule of being Steve.
Dave:
Who?
Dex:
You must learn to eliminate your desire.
Rick:
It's Buddhist.
Dex:
I think the Taoists said it first.
Rick:
Hey, are we gonna have a seminar or are we gonna play golf?
Dex:
Just a short seminar on the elimination of desire, okay? If you're out with this girl and even THINKING about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.
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Do you want to have sex with her Definitely
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Then you're violating the first rule of being Steve
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Who Learn to eliminate your desire
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It's Buddhist I think the Taoists said it first
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Are we going to have a seminar or are we going to play golf
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Just a short seminar on the elimination of desire okay
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If you're out with this girl and even think about getting laid you're finished
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'cause women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe
Clip duration: 26 seconds
Views: 129
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 54s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.
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00:11 Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot
00:07 Be desireless be excellent and be gone
00:06 What do you look for in a woman
00:14 I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends...
00:37 Right I want to say that it's cool you get to
00:12 You've got so many great books
00:07 Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love
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00:20 Steve is the prototypical cool American male
00:11 I'm going to tell you this one last time
00:08 That's almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet
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00:18 No one ever says Hey God how was Your day
00:10 So if I'm not a Steve then what am I
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00:08 Oh yeah actually I made a schedule on my computer
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00:31 But I think seriously most people want a composite of the...
00:16 But you've never been happy with any women you've...