Y'know, no one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or,...
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Dex:
Y'know, no one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or, "Hey, God, did you catch Letterman last night?"
Syd:
Oh, and I suppose you talk to God like that?
Dex:
Always. All the time.
Syd:
And what does God say?
Dex:
He says, "You know what? I saw Letterman and it sucked."
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No one ever says Hey God how was Your day
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What can I do for You God
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Or Hey God did you catch Letterman last night
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I suppose you talk to God like that Always All the time
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And what does God say He said I saw Letterman and it sucked
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 135
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 54s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.
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