The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was...
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Dave Spritz:
The first time I was struck with something, a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers. I was standing next to a garbage pail. I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. The second time, it hit me square on the chin, a soft taco. Then, pop. A falafel. McNuggets. Always fast food. Fast food. Shit people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy. It tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment
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Dave Spritz:
I'm fast food.
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The first time I was struck with something
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a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers
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I was standing next to a garbage pail
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I thought it might've been an accident that they were throwing it out
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The second time it hit me square on the chin
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a soft taco
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Then pop
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A falafel
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McNuggets
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Always fast food
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Fast food
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Shit people would rather throw out than finish
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 122
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 52s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A Chicago weather man, separated from his wife and children, debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive.
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Actors
00:04 Is this Wednesday I wish I had two dicks
00:04 Hello America
00:33 You know when I was in school
00:10 I think they make car tires out of camel toes
00:04 More dildo more fucking
00:35 We both just think it's better for the kids
00:37 I remember once
00:19 Always fast food
00:30 I like eating pussy Tartar sauce
00:28 This shit life
00:36 Why are you here anyway
00:18 What happened I got hit with a Frosty
00:14 I was thinking about that too
00:36 I read your book
00:07 People don't throw things at me anymore
00:35 Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm
00:07 I'm refreshed
00:24 Russ Step back right now
00:35 The other thing that gets to people
00:16 I mean I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at like