These fucking crutches are too long. What did you say? Shelly! Well, what were you doing?...
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Shelly:
These fucking crutches are too long.
Dave Spritz:
What did you say?
Noreen:
Shelly!
[turns to Dave]
Noreen:
Well, what were you doing?
Dave Spritz:
It was a picnic.
Noreen:
[referring to Shelly]
And she tore something?
Dave Spritz:
ACL. MCL.
Noreen:
Which?
Dave Spritz:
[after a slight pause]
Both.
Noreen:
Dave!
Dave Spritz:
Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!
Noreen:
That's where she got it.
Dave Spritz:
What?
Noreen:
"Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.
Dave Spritz:
No, I never said that around her.
Noreen:
You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!
Dave Spritz:
Fuck that.
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These fucking crutches are too long
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What did you say Shelly
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Well what were you doing It was a picnic
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And she tore something ACL MCL
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Which
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Both
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Dave Well we didn't go bungee jumping
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It was a fucking potato sack race
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That's where she got it What
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Fucking this Fucking that
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No I never said that around her
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You don't know you have Dave because you don't pay attention
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Fuck that
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 206
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 35s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A Chicago weather man, separated from his wife and children, debates whether professional and personal success are mutually exclusive.
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Actors
00:22 What must you think of me
00:30 Every couple months someone throws something at me
00:33 Dave Hi Russ
00:27 You should say We might see some snow
00:33 Good afternoon
00:30 My father is Robert King Spritzel
00:37 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was
00:34 People recognize me sometimes
00:22 How's Shelly
00:34 Last September
00:20 Accuracy equals focusing on a point
00:37 The first time I was struck with something
00:04 Is this Wednesday I wish I had two dicks
00:04 Hello America
00:33 You know when I was in school
00:10 I think they make car tires out of camel toes
00:04 More dildo more fucking
00:35 We both just think it's better for the kids
00:37 I remember once
00:19 Always fast food