Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back? Please, sir, we've done what you told us....

The Wizard of Oz: Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back? Dorothy: Please, sir, we've done what you told us. We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her! The Wizard of Oz: Ah, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful. Dorothy: Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir. The Wizard of Oz: Not so fast, not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow. Dorothy: Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now! The Tin Man: You've had plenty of time already! The Cowardly Lion: [snarls] Yeahhh... The Wizard of Oz: Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said, come back tomorrow! [Toto runs off behind a curtain] Dorothy: If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! The Wizard of Oz: Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow instead of twenty years from now! [Toto pulls the curtain aside, revealing the real Wizard of Oz as a short, middle-aged man with blond hair] The Wizard of Oz: Oh...! [turns and speaks into the megaphone] The Wizard of Oz: The Great Oz has spoken! Oh! [he pulls the curtain again] The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The greatest... Oz... has... spoken! Dorothy: [Yanking back the curtain] Who are you? The Wizard of Oz: Who, ah, ah... I am the Great and Powerful...! Wizard, of Oz... Dorothy: YOU are? I don't believe you! The Wizard of Oz: Well, I'm afraid it's true, there's no other Wizard except me... The Scarecrow: [angrily] You HUMBUG! The Cowardly Lion: Yeah! The Wizard of Oz: [ashamed] Yes, yes, exactly so, I'm a humbug. Dorothy: Oh... You're a very bad man! The Wizard of Oz: Oh, no, my dear! I, I'm a very good man! I'm... just a very bad wizard.