This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky. It's entitled "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork."...

Larry: [teaching a creative-writing class] This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky. It's entitled "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork." Male Student #1: "Pork"? Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student: It's a coffee-table book. Larry: "One Hundred Girls I'd Like To..." Hmmm. Chapter One: Kathleen Turner. Chapter Two: Cybill Shepherd. Chapter Three: Suzanne Pleshette. Chapter Four: The Girl in the Taco Commercial. Chapter Five: The Woman in 4B. Chapter Six: The Oriental Laker Girl. Chapter Seven... Mr. Pinsky, this is not literature! Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student: Well, you know, I would put in photographs, a brief character sketch, like a biography, and a nice dust jacket. Larry: Mr. Pinsky, what is this? Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student: It's literature. It's a fantasy. My fantasy. Like Melville, this is my great white whale. Mrs. Hazeltine: It's whacking material. Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student: Isn't that literature? Larry: Mr. Pinsky, how do you associate "Moby Dick" to a list of women you'd like to have sex with? Male Student #2: Well, I think it's very brave. Mrs. Hazeltine: I think he's vulgar. Male Student #3: That's what they said about Twain. Mrs. Hazeltine: That's what I'm saying about him. Male Student #3: I think you're vulgar. Mrs. Hazeltine: I think you're a no-talent little shit. Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student: Maybe I should change the title. Male Student #2: I like the title! Larry: [bell rings] OK, I'll see you Wednesday, class. Good work today. Remember, a writer writes, always. [as the students prepare to leave, voices are heard saying "Pinsky, I could do the photographs" and "Hey Pinsky, what about Vanna White?"]