Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay? I beg your pardon. There's this big, black...
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Toby:
Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay?
Bree Osbourne:
I beg your pardon.
Toby:
There's this big, black tower, right? And it points right at this huge burning vagina thing, and it's like the symbol of ultimate evil. And then Sam and Frodo have to go to this cave and deposit their magic ring into this hot, steaming lava pit. Only at the last minute, Frodo can't perform, so Gollum bites of his finger. Gay.
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Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay
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I beg your pardon
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There's this big black tower right And it points right at this
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huge burning vagina thing And it's like the symbol of ultimate evil
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And then Sam and Frodo have to go into this cave
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and deposit their magic ring into this hot steaming lava pit
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Only at the last minute
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Frodo can't perform so Gollum bites off his finger
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 552
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 22s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, drama
Summary: A transgender woman takes an unexpected journey when she learns that she mothered a son, now a teenage runaway hustling on the streets of New York.
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