So we came up with this master plan which was for me to put gauze to bandage up my hands...

Ryan Bingham: [in a hotel bar, exchanging sexual encounter stories while they were flying] So we came up with this master plan which was for me to put gauze to bandage up my hands and when we gotten up to the plane, Trans-Atlantic flying to Zürich we walked up, waited until it was dark walked up to the bath room with her and they were watching a movie opened up went inside she opened the door for me came in and she was going to help me we gave it our best shot, it wasn't great but it was fun and tricky Alex Goran: Give me some details Ryan Bingham: Well it's not so easy have you ever tried it? Alex Goran: Yes I have Ryan Bingham: Really? Alex Goran: Really Ryan Bingham: You've done that? Alex Goran: I have done that Ryan Bingham: Done it on a Trans-Atlantic fight? Alex Goran: And domestic, regional actually Ryan Bingham: How about at night time? Alex Goran: Only day time Ryan Bingham: How do you do that? Alex Goran: I'm really flexible

and walked up to the bathroom with her. Everybody was watching the movie, and I was like... Opened up, went inside. She opened the door for me, and came in like she was gonna help me. And then, you know, we gave it our best shot. It wasn't great. But it was fun. It was tricky. - Give me some details. - Well, it's not so easy. - Have you ever tried it? It's not so easy. - Yes, I have. - Really? - Really. - You've done that? - I have done that. On a transatlantic flight? On a domestic flight. Regional, actually. - Like nighttime? - No, like daytime. - You... - What? I mean, how do you do that? I'm really flexible. Look. I should throw these out. We can always use that room with the ice machine. Here, look. Good call on that towel rack. I like how you burritoed me in the sofa cushions. I was improvising. Shame we didn't make it to the closet. - We got to do this again. - Yeah. All right, I'm in Newark on the 12th, Modesto on the 13th, Oklahoma City on the 15th. Any Southwest? I'll be swinging by Albuquerque week of the 16th. No, but I'll be in Florida on the 20th. - Fort Lauderdale? - Miami. - That's nothing. - Forty minutes. I should probably go back to my room so I can wake up in my bed. I think that would be the ladylike thing to do.