You ever seen a vampire? No, I haven't. they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work....
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Jack Crow:
You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau:
No, I haven't.
Jack Crow:
No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
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You ever seen a vampire
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First of all they're not romantic
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They're not a bunch of fags in rented formalwear
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seducing everybody with Euro trash accents
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Forget what you've seen in the movies
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They don't turn into bats Crosses don't work
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Garlic Stand there with garlic one of them will bend you over
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and walk up your strata chocolata while sucking your blood
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All right And they don't sleep in taffeta lined coffins
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You wanna kill one Drive a wooden stake through his heart
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Sunlight turns them into crispy critters
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 132
Timestamp in movie: 00h 44m 09s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: action, horror, thriller
Summary: Recovering from an ambush that killed his entire team, a vengeful vampire slayer must retrieve an ancient Catholic relic that, should it be acquired by vampires, will allow them to walk in sunlight.
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