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Chantry:
And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole.
Wallace:
I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?

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I thought you were trying to lighten the mood

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with a mildly amusing joke involving a walrus.

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I'm sorry if I misunderstood the seriousness of your walrus reference.

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Don't be an asshole.

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- I'm not being an asshole. - You are. You are being an asshole.

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You're not taking this seriously, and you're treating it like a joke, and it's not.

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There is a line, a line that should not be crossed, and they crossed it.

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And you know what? Treating it like a joke is being an asshole.

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I'm not treating this like a joke, I'm not being an asshole.

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Allan is being an asshole, Nicole is being an asshole,

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and right now, you are being an asshole.

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Me? I'm standing here with a branch.

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A branch that cuts down 0 percent of the wind-chill factor on my dick.

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I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag.

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How does that make me an asshole?

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- Fine. - Fine? What does "fine" mean?

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Fine. It means we'll share.

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- Chantry? - What?

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They brought our clothes back.

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I'll never doubt you again.

Clip duration: 93 seconds
Views: 41
Timestamp in movie: 01:01:10
Uploaded: 26 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your b... Read all