Sell the house! Up yours, you fat pig! Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we...
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Judge:
Sell the house!
Max Fairbanks:
Up yours, you fat pig!
Edwina:
Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?
Windham:
Maybe because I *like* Kevin!
Transcript
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Where the hell is he
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I can't hold on much longer
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I feel that way too
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'cause my legs are dead
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I can't feel my ankles
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my knees
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Uh my calf is swollen
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Kevin I know this is not the time to tell you this
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but I didn't have to pee until right now
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Let it go man I won't tell
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That's what you said last time
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Why is it every time Kevin calls we gotta drop everything
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but anytime I call you pretend you can't hear me
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Maybe because I like Kevin
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 103
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 57s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A rich man catches a thief burglarizing his home and steals the thief's lucky ring, who then tries to get it back.
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00:04 Scandal and disease Max
00:07 Piece of cake
00:09 Always makes me laugh The old upstairs hall light
00:08 Well talk to me You ever read the papers
00:05 That's what I call entertainment
00:05 You might be an asshole Max but you're my asshole
00:11 Son of a
00:05 You you you
00:06 Oh my head's ringing Oh oh My whole head is ringing
00:05 Total stranger
00:05 Hold your head up
00:07 Nobody talks to me that way Nobody
00:03 Can I get an Ouch That's hurts
00:13 I am full of de facto
00:09 Massaging you is like kneading dough
00:06 Very hip very cool
00:14 Well was it bad
00:05 I robbed a thief How could you not see the humor in that
00:05 What did the Boston Herald just call me
00:35 Where the hell is he